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Happy Mario Day, folks!

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups once today's 'Shroom issue drops! ClawgripFan9001 is setting out for some rock solid cooking in Cooking Guide, Letter Kong will be bringing us the latest development of a game centered around a certain spidermonkey in Game Corner, ClawgripFan9001 and Company will be having a whale of a time in Sport Report: The Movie, and a certain aforementioned spidermonkey will be embarking on the adventure of his lifetime in Diddy Kong Country!

I can't believe you've made it to the big screen, I'm proud of you!

Be sure to check out Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom lineup! After having set up the idea back in September, @Jasperemy and I have finished working on a collab story of a star-studded slamfest between two friends and rivals within the Glitz Pit! All my regular sections are taking the month off, but don't fret, for they'll be back next month, alongside any potential guest sections I had planned for this month's release!

Happy New Year from me out here in The Netherlands.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Birthday Jesus, Happy Holidays to all!

Many thanks from the bottom of my heart to 'Shroom Staff for granting me the Golden Mario Award, Diamond Bowser Award, Golden Peach Award, Diamond Yoshi Award, and Diamond and Golden Toad Awards in this year's End of the Year Awards in the Holiday Special of The 'Shroom! It really means a lot to me that all the efforts I have put into my writing plan for The 'Shroom this year are appreciated by both 'Shroom Staff and readers alike! Additional thanks from the bottom of my heart to those who gave last month's TV Tomorrow section I wrote for Fake News a shout-out in Poochy's Picks this month as well as voting said section into second place for Fake News Section of the Month! If it weren't for you guys, I wouldn't be so devoted to writing for The 'Shroom so dutifully!

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap lineups in today's 'Shroom Holiday Special when it releases! In honor of the Mario Galaxy theme, Tatanga will be taking us on a trip down memory lane by telling us the history of Baron Brrr in Close Encounters of the Shroom Kind, Wallace Ulysses will be celebrating the Grand Finale of the unofficial Year of Waluigi in Monthly Inquisition, and Waluigi and Company continue rising through the ranks of the Circuit Break League in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 7!

Many thanks for all the happy birthday wishes yesterday! You all made my day just that little bit more special in doing so!

Happy Birthday!!

Arrrgh Happy birthday clawgrip me lad!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's issue of The 'Shroom. My Mariosona will be teaming up with not one, but two chefs to teach readers how to put together a mouth-watering November Lunch in Cooking Guide, Wallace Ulysses will be dishing out the political dirt from the Mushroom Kingdom in News Flush, as well as letting you know what telly shows centered around a certain purple troublemaker are worth watching in TV Tomorrow, my Mariosona and his merry men and women will be taking to the snowy mountains in Sport Report: The Movie, and Waluigi and his party begin their hunt for the next slice of the Circle of Lightning in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 6.

Happy Bonfire Night to all British users of the site who celebrate it!

Happy Halloween to y'all who celebrate it.

Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's issue of The 'Shroom! Wallace Ulysses will be teaming up with a certain snarky chef to make a Waluigi-themed dish, and Waluigi and Company have a battle for the second piece of the Circle of Lightning in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 5!

Hey, everything okay? You removed your profile picture and I just wanted to make sure you're alright.

Am I the only one who thought the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song said "Come inside and get surprised" instead of "Come inside, it's fun inside" at a younger age?

HE'S DEAD NOO

Be sure to check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's issue of The 'Shroom once it releases! You'll be able to get the clues that you can use to make a delicious hot beverage for the chilly fall months in Cooking Guide, Wallace Ulysses and his faithful secretary set out to discover the jewel city that acts as Waluigi's stomping grounds to Wario's Diamond City in Travel Guide, ClawgripFan9001 and Company wrap up on clearing out Talpidae Tunnels in Sport Report: The Movie, and Waluigi and his allies continue to brave the horrors of Chateau du Framboise in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 4!

I'm once again having one of those days where I'm dwelling on all sorts of things from days past, days of here and now, and days of yet to come. And it's once again not a pretty day to be having.

Based on what I'm seeing here, it's looking like we might have to have an exhibition match at the Glitz Pit sometime

Check out Fake News and Palette Swap in today's 'Shroom issue once it drops later! Wallace Ulysses will be sidestepping into the non-existent shoes of ClawgripFan9001 by covering a baseball game between Waluigi and his green-clad rival in Sport Report, that rugged reporter Claw Gripstofferson will be covering a recent economic surge for the Glitzville Fresh Juice Shop in News Flush, and Waluigi and his Band of Brothers continue to clean out Chateau du Framboise of the Luff Empire's spooks in Die WAH With A Vengeance - Part 3!