Samuel O'Kenneth

Samuel O'Kenneth

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    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on A Troll In Central Park:

    Waldorf: This movie raises so many questions. Like, why would they banish a troll with botanic powers to Central Park, New York City?
    Statler: I think that's the least of the problems with this movie. The biggest question of all that this movie raises is: Why did they do it?

    Hohohohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Jaws: The Revenge:

    Statler: Man, talk about sinking your franchise! I definitely wouldn't wanna be on that ship!
    Waldorf: You know what's ironic?
    Statler: What?
    Waldorf: The director of this movie had to borrow money from a loan shark in order to pay off the financial losses from the box office bomb.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog:

    Statler: Now they've done it. A cartoon that's so cheesy, you could melt it into a fondue.
    Waldorf: I don't think I would like to dip my bread in a cheese fondue made of hedgehogs and foxes.
    Statler: Me neither. That goes to show how moldy this show's cheese is.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Rocky:

    Waldorf: I honestly find it hard to believe that a movie full of filler went on to spawn five sequels and a spiritual successor that ended up spawning two sequels.
    Statler: Guess the boxing film industry was really at rock bottom when this thing came along.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Man, my mental health has been doodoo for a while now, but I don't want to risk taking a break when I have a lot of duties for The 'Shroom to take care of. Unless I can get someone to fill in my spots on the Fake News and Palette Swap teams, taking a break seems like a pipe dream.
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    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Alright, I'll see what I can do. Who would take over my Awards presentation duties if I do end up taking the month off though?
    Hooded Pitohui
    Hooded Pitohui
    Perhaps it would still be possible to work on your presentation while taking your 'Shroom sections off to lighten your load. It doesn't necessarily have to be all-or-nothing. That said, if you did end up deciding you needed to clear your plate entirely for the month for your mental health, that'd be perfectly okay. That's what there are backup presenters for. You'd just want to let the Awards Directing Staff know so they could work things out.
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Yeah, I suppose I could clear my plate by taking my 'Shroom sections off for the month and solely focus on my Awards presentation. Thanks for pointing me in right direction, Pitohui. I appreciate it.
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Undertale:

    Statler: Why do you suppose Toby Fox called it Undertale?
    Waldorf: Because his fanbase was so mainstream, he had to go underground.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:

    Waldorf: The majority of this show's audience being men goes to show that Hasbro knows how to appeal to the whole family.
    Statler: Well, what do you expect? With an artstyle and writing team as strong as this, it's bound to make even the toughest men mare-y.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Today, I'll be posting this earlier than I normally would, so enjoy an early comedic treat. 😉

    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Atlantis: The Lost Empire:

    Waldorf: This movie is as if you took a group of Muppets, and instead of giving them low stakes hijinks here at The Muppet Show, you sent them on an epic quest.
    Statler: If that's the case, then I should be Rourke and you should be Helga.
    Waldorf: Me in the role of Helga? I don't get that.
    Statler: Because I'm a bad tempered and greedy old coot while you're a nagging bat playing second banana to me.

    Hohohohohohoho!

    (Waldorf smacks Statler in the face)
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Home Alone:

    Statler: You know, when I first saw this movie in theaters, I wanted to be Macaulay Culkin.
    Waldorf: Why?
    Statler: I always wanted to experience my self centered and dumb family leaving me at home for the holidays, having the entire house to myself, and beating a couple of wet bandits with a series of traps straight out of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon.
    Waldorf: You know where you can experience all of that?
    Statler: Where?
    Waldorf: By starring in The Muppet Show.

    Hohohohohohoho!

    (Statler silently glares at the screen)
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Independence Day (1996):

    Statler: Do you suppose they have life on other planets?
    Waldorf: Why do you care? You don't have any life on this one.

    Hohohohohohoho!

    (Statler smacks Waldorf in the face)
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Snow White and the Huntsman:

    Waldorf: This movie was terrible! I didn't like it!
    Statler: Me neither. Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie must've gotten Snow White confused with Katniss Everdeen.
    Waldorf: They musta been reading The Hunger Games instead of the original fairy tale by the Grimm Brothers.
    Statler: No surprise. Things can get pretty Grimm if you Hunger for some Games.

    Hohohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Grand Theft Auto III:

    Statler: That Claude fella changed sides more often than I change my underwear.
    Waldorf: I always knew something smelled off about you.

    Hohohohohohoho!

    Statler: Don't heckle me, you old fool! Heckle the makers of this game!
    Waldorf: Is that your nose or did a chili pepper grow out of your face?
    Statler: I give up...
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Red Dead Redemption 2:

    Waldorf: I think this game teaches people a valuable lesson.
    Statler: Yeah, that years of trust can be broken within a matter of months when you let an adult version of Dennis the Menace into your group.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Willy's Wonderland:

    Statler: Is this supposed to be that Five Nights At Freddy's hoopla the kids have been talking about?
    Waldorf: Well, they certainly won't last one night with Nicholas Cage.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Thirteenth Year:

    Waldorf: Have I said that this film was written by wet bandits?
    Statler: I don't know, that sounds a bit fishy to me.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Big Time Rush:

    Statler: This show is fantastic!
    Waldorf: Yeah, how about that boyband the main characters are in?
    Statler: Well, make it into a manly tire and drive it to Pittsburgh.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Kamp Koral: Spongebob's Under Years:

    Statler: I'm gonna go to the dentist.
    Waldorf: Right now?
    Statler: Sure! After watching this show, nothing hurts!

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Good Lord, it's hot over here. I am definitely not built for temperatures over 20 degrees Celsius. 🥵
    SavK
    SavK
    It's 33 Celcius where I live (91.4 F for all you americans) and i'm (mostly) fine. It's crazy how people from different places are used to very different tempatures
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    It's been about 32 celsius (or 90 F) the last week or so and I've been okay, however the humidity has been tough. But yeah, depending on where you're from, you can have very different reactions to different temperatures.
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    @June I'm from the Netherlands, and usually the temperatures here range from anywhere between 10 degrees Celsius to 20 degrees Celsius. I'm warm blooded, and I can't really handle temperatures higher than 20 degrees Celsius as a result.
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    I finally managed to finish reading Issue 207 of The 'Shroom in its entirety! Job well done to everyone who contributed to the issue, and here's to Issue 208, which will be our Summer Special in which we'll celebrate Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door's 20th anniversary!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Beverly Hillbillies:

    Waldorf: Aah, this one was a favorite of mine back in the day! Always loved those backwoods folks moving into the rich neighborhoods of Los Angeles and spreading the good ol' Southern charm!
    Statler: I agree. I just hope they won't Yankovic those responsible for the show.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Super Mario Sunshine:

    Statler: Nintendo's really trying to be the Sunshine in the Mario fandom's lives, aren't they?
    Waldorf: Well, they're not doing a good job at it, 'cause I'm feeling in my water that the Mario fandom isn't impressed.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Samuel O'Kenneth
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Full House:

    Waldorf: Aah, I can't get enough of the "widowed father raising three kids" trope of sitcoms. Those always play their cards well.
    Statler: Not well enough, I'd say. I've yet to see this show and its sequel play a Royal Flush.

    Hohohohohohoho!
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