Wallace Ulysses

Wallace Ulysses

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    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Snow White and the Huntsman:

    Waldorf: This movie was terrible! I didn't like it!
    Statler: Me neither. Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie must've gotten Snow White confused with Katniss Everdeen.
    Waldorf: They musta been reading The Hunger Games instead of the original fairy tale by the Grimm Brothers.
    Statler: No surprise. Things can get pretty Grimm if you Hunger for some Games.

    Hohohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Grand Theft Auto III:

    Statler: That Claude fella changed sides more often than I change my underwear.
    Waldorf: I always knew something smelled off about you.

    Hohohohohohoho!

    Statler: Don't heckle me, you old fool! Heckle the makers of this game!
    Waldorf: Is that your nose or did a chili pepper grow out of your face?
    Statler: I give up...
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    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Red Dead Redemption 2:

    Waldorf: I think this game teaches people a valuable lesson.
    Statler: Yeah, that years of trust can be broken within a matter of months when you let an adult version of Dennis the Menace into your group.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Willy's Wonderland:

    Statler: Is this supposed to be that Five Nights At Freddy's hoopla the kids have been talking about?
    Waldorf: Well, they certainly won't last one night with Nicholas Cage.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Thirteenth Year:

    Waldorf: Have I said that this film was written by wet bandits?
    Statler: I don't know, that sounds a bit fishy to me.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Big Time Rush:

    Statler: This show is fantastic!
    Waldorf: Yeah, how about that boyband the main characters are in?
    Statler: Well, make it into a manly tire and drive it to Pittsburgh.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Kamp Koral: Spongebob's Under Years:

    Statler: I'm gonna go to the dentist.
    Waldorf: Right now?
    Statler: Sure! After watching this show, nothing hurts!

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Good Lord, it's hot over here. I am definitely not built for temperatures over 20 degrees Celsius. 🥵
    SavK
    SavK
    It's 33 Celcius where I live (91.4 F for all you americans) and i'm (mostly) fine. It's crazy how people from different places are used to very different tempatures
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    It's been about 32 celsius (or 90 F) the last week or so and I've been okay, however the humidity has been tough. But yeah, depending on where you're from, you can have very different reactions to different temperatures.
    Wallace Ulysses
    Wallace Ulysses
    @June I'm from the Netherlands, and usually the temperatures here range from anywhere between 10 degrees Celsius to 20 degrees Celsius. I'm warm blooded, and I can't really handle temperatures higher than 20 degrees Celsius as a result.
    Wallace Ulysses
    I finally managed to finish reading Issue 207 of The 'Shroom in its entirety! Job well done to everyone who contributed to the issue, and here's to Issue 208, which will be our Summer Special in which we'll celebrate Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door's 20th anniversary!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Beverly Hillbillies:

    Waldorf: Aah, this one was a favorite of mine back in the day! Always loved those backwoods folks moving into the rich neighborhoods of Los Angeles and spreading the good ol' Southern charm!
    Statler: I agree. I just hope they won't Yankovic those responsible for the show.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Super Mario Sunshine:

    Statler: Nintendo's really trying to be the Sunshine in the Mario fandom's lives, aren't they?
    Waldorf: Well, they're not doing a good job at it, 'cause I'm feeling in my water that the Mario fandom isn't impressed.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Full House:

    Waldorf: Aah, I can't get enough of the "widowed father raising three kids" trope of sitcoms. Those always play their cards well.
    Statler: Not well enough, I'd say. I've yet to see this show and its sequel play a Royal Flush.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars: The Acolyte:

    Waldorf: Here, catch! (Throws a life ring off the balcony)
    Statler: Ah, waste of time. Nothing will save this show.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Wallace Ulysses
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:

    Waldorf: This show is the perfect mix of African-American hip-hop culture and upper class Californian culture. It's a cocktail that's sure to hit your tastebuds.
    Statler: Yeah, and it's sure to hit you in the face like a Smith hitting a Rock.

    Hohohohohohoho!