Super Mario Boards

Is it good for your soul?

Pfft. I have no soul.

MUA HA HA HA

*flames appear*

Have you tried Coca-Cola Soda Coffee Drink?

I'll probably like it

@Julia As a lover of Coca-Cola and a hater of coffee, the existence of that drink depresses me.

@Beluga as a lover of Coca-Cola and a lover of coffee, that drink also depresses me

Much like Java Monster, which is like a coffee-based Monster, which I also despise

I love coca cola and I drink coffee black and I like the drink. I have ADHD. These two might be related.

Aw hell yeah if you need me to settle down and concentrate gimme a Coke and I'll settle right down that stuff is gold.