Super Mario Boards

Rose, I think we need to, perhaps, keep a tighter leash on Ninja Squid and his hiring.
Maybe we shouldn't have given him all that discretionary spending power and the ability to hire for any non-essential positions.

......yes, Rose, I'll tell the adorable ball of fluff with the big gun that they have to get out of the HQ...

Sir Pentious

*Ralsei points gun at you*

Hooded Pitohui

I'm not afraid of Ralsei. You can harm a body, but The 'Shroom lives on. You cannot kill a newspaper. I fear no fluff.

Consider Ralsei fired... unless Ralsei wants to write sections...

~~Ralsei probably doesn't even know what kind of gun it is, smh~~

Hot Cocoa

You can kill a newspaper by putting it in a paper shredder

Mags

Um, Ralsei is a boy. He's referred to as a prince in Deltarune.

Sir Pentious

Um yeah
I know that

Diamant

With mafia causing havoc in a nearby cereal factory, we never know when the newspaper might be attack. With me, my katana, and Relsei, nothing bad can happen to our HQ, right? :boshi:

I'd say it's money well spent...

Sir Pentious

Shroom Mafia Coming Early 2022

Mags

YES

Diamant

That would be an idea to consider lol

Sir Pentious

Only if Ralsei shows up lol

Diamant