Not gonna lie to you, fellas, the Lash fell pretty short of achieving his goals last night. It uh, happens to the best of us. Guess any night we don't get murdered in here is a pretty good night though.
So I hopped outta bed, ready for some action, when I bumped into that
trick-or-treater (Lulu) in the hall. I know there's ghosts and spooky skeletons and stuff around, but you're still a few months early for that, pumpkin. Probably a few years too old, too. That
monkey-faced fella (Lupin), was there too, clutching his safety water bottle and lookin' all sad n' stuff. Didn't care about that though, so I left to the Garage - saw the
ice dragon (Winter) and
Safety Sis (Mona) on the way. Didn't find the darklight I was lookin' for, but I did find
Victor digging around for something. Might actually remember that chump's name, but he's a bit less...undead than the other Victor I know. Keep that up buddy. Anyway, I moved on to the
Metal Lab and got what I wanted. I also saw a filing cabinet had been rummaged through, and someone left a folder with the astrological sign of Aries lying around. Had a bunch of gibberish I didn't care about in it; zodiacs are for gullible women and chinese buffet placemats.
Left to the Hollow Tree after that, spotting monkeyface leaving the Gloomy Bedrooms looking somehow gloomier. You know it's just a name, right? One we can workshop? I was thinking 'Awesome Dorm for Hot Babes and Beefcakes' but I'm open to suggestions. I investigated the Hollow Tree Heights, where I noticed a couple strange things. First, the light filtering through the branches from above casts a shadow on the floor of the Tree Roots that sorta looks like a keyhole. Second, I could make out a purple glow above the branches, and what looked like a...tiny house? Maybe that's where our little witch lives, hah.
...Nah, really, I got no idea what that's about. It was too high up to reach so I just moved on to the Rafters, where some sorta
talking mannequin (Wii Fit Trainer) forced me into a spontaneous workout sesh. The Lash is not opposed to feeling the burn, but he is skeptical about the efficacy of these 'shake weight' things she gave him. Then she made me play some sorta mini-game where I had to push stuff around, 'Suckban' or something, and...man, I do not have time for this shit.
I left her to go to the Crows Nest, where I had a plan to climb the outside of the tree. I had one of them prototype gaddgets all ready to go for that, and it just...didn't work. Is the Lash not
worthy? AURUMDESIRE my ass, this thing is fool's gold. Luckily, the Lash had a backup plan...which uh, also didn't pan out. Yeah yeah, I'm probably the 'lunatic' that
Ratface saw climbing the tree...No matter how far I climbed, I didn't get any closer to the top. It was like some sorta supernatural force was trying to keep the Lash down. Alright then, tree, keep your secrets, but I saw that same purple glow coming from the treetop out there too. Something's up there alright, in that 'canopy'.
Well, that was a bust, but I still had other plans at the Ceremonial Chamber. On the way, I passed
Lee checking out the ships in the Nautical Exhibit and
Jackie Smiles (Jackson) heading into his room at the Old Bedrooms. More like the 'Lame Dorm for Losers and Bebop'. So I get to the throne room, and what do I find? Somebody had the guts to
take my seat. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you,
Four-Eyes (Coral Glasses). The Lash is too much of a gentleman to wake a sleeping beauty, so he tried just sitting on the arm of the chair, and...do I even need to tell you it didn't work? What I mainly came for was the banner in there, though. I took a peek at it on the first night we were here, but it was too dark to get a good look. Came prepared with a darklight this time! It was a heart shape, divided into four quadrants, each with a symbol inside it. Under darklight, each quadrant revealed a second symbol. Might sketch it out for you later if I'm feeling generous. I turned the light on Four-Eyes and saw she was glowing while she was sleeping, so I'm pretty sure there's something paranormal about that chair and those dreams it shows us. She woke up and we locked eyes, stared at each other with just a hint of romantic tension, when suddenly -
clang! A noise like chains coming from somewhere. It totally ruined the mood so we scrammed, and there was a big hunk of marble with an 'X' on it in the Guard Hall that wasn't there before. If one of you's trying to capture my image in sculpture, I'd be glad to offer my body as a reference. Four-Eyes left up the Cargo Lift while I went to go give another pep-talk to the
Tan Man (Tanner) as he left the Hydro Generators. I think I'm starting to get through to him.
Went back to the Awesome Dorm for Hot Babes and Beefcakes after that. Yes, that
is its new name. If any of you bookworms knows how to get this gaddget working, or a way to get up to that...purple house thing...gimme a holler. The Lash
is a team player.
Not sure 'bout the murder though, on account of me not really being near it again. Pretty sure the exercise mannequin and Ratface can cover for me being busy while you guys were killing each other. Not very team player-like if you ask me.