Rap Battle

FireFlames56

Goomba
Pronouns
He/him
If you want to rap battle me then pm me or post it here (Disclaimer) If there is a rap and i did not battle it yet then dont post untill i have versud them
 

Weasel

Donkey Kong
Retired Forum Mod
Pronouns
He/him
So they're finally here, performing for you!
If you know the words you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you want to clap as we take you through
this monkey rap! HUH!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

....and so on and so forth.
 

FireFlames56

Goomba
Pronouns
He/him
Ok heres an ssbb rap enjoy
Every 1 argues that Galleoms a rhinoscerus
Ill rip his crotch out make him c a gynacologist
Duons a duo
Just like doduo
Tabbu is just a big fat piece of ice
He gets kicked off my campus quicker than coach pryce
And when god was giving out brains he got non
Ill kill him quicker than an idiot with a machine gun
I dont care if they make DS ports
Galleom rocks a horn on his head
I rocka horn in my shorts.
 

FireFlames56

Goomba
Pronouns
He/him
Mason are you serious!
That sucked so bad im feeling delerious
You say your a koopa
But youre acting like an airforce trooper
And ill beat you down any where even in a dock
You worse than those newgrounds clocks!
Because ME
WANT
COOKIE!!
And if my rapped sucked then you on drugs
Its obvious you eat of a toilet youre turning into a bug
And i could beat u with a babby carrige
Ill bust you up quicker tahn brittney spearse's MARRIAGE!
 

SolarBlaze

Guardian of the Sol Emeralds.
Retired Wiki Staff
Pronouns
He/him
Doctor Doom said:
So they're finally here, performing for you!
If you know the words you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you want to clap as we take you through
this monkey rap! HUH!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

....and so on and so forth.
He's the leader of the bunch! You know him well!
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts!
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger, too!
He's the first member of the D.K. Crew!

HUH!

D.K.! Donkey Kong! D.K.! Donkey Kong is here!
 

New Super Mario

Ghirahim
Pronouns
He/him
Mario you fat
Why so that?
You eat so much pizza
It never beats ya
Walking down the street with your brother Luigi
He's skinnier than you and it's kinda peachy
People Stare......
I 'm scared.....
There is no escaping Mario's belly fat
There's a monster inside it and it's gonna jump out
Now come on people let us shout!

Your fat! Your fa at, your fa at!
 
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