HELPFUL LIFE TIPS

[SpinyMaster347]

Don't put yourself out there.

 

[WaluigiWare]

EAT LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Don't break rules.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Don't break the law.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I swear I already said that....
Don't do sins.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Don't be a bully.

 

[Waffleraven497]

Always wear a condom.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Even when you're not having sex?

 

[Waffleraven497]

Even when you're not having sex?

According to Fassad, yes. Who knows if you'll be raped?

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Even when you're not having sex?

According to Fassad, yes. Who knows if you'll be raped?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Even when you're not having sex?

According to Fassad, yes. Who knows if you'll be raped?

You sure you understand condoms?

Though you might also be misunderstanding the concept of rape.

 

[unit4545]

Can we please change the subject? this isn't exactly kidsafe...

Always zip up your fly when you put on pants!

 

[WaluigiWare]

Never cook bacon without a shirt on.

 

[unit4545]

that would be just stupid...

Never wash your hands with vinegar after a paper cut, even if you only have vinegar!

 

[WaluigiWare]

Always wash your hands... unless you're evil.

 

[unit4545]

Nevr chain smoke like that baby i saw on youtube...

 

[Waffleraven497]

Even when you're not having sex?

According to Fassad, yes. Who knows if you'll be raped?

You sure you understand condoms?

Though you might also be misunderstanding the concept of rape.

Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.

 

[ShyGuy27]

If you say so...

 

[unit4545]

Siese! desist! it's over!!

Never get into a stupid argument.

 

[Ray Trace]

Never drink SunnyD regularly. It has a pathetic 5% juice, acts like juice, has high fructose corn syrup, and it is better known as noncarbonated soda. It should be renamed Obesi-D

 

[unit4545]

But it's so delicious...

Never say something unless you got the facts straight.

 

[Ray Trace]

But it's so delicious...

Never say something unless you got the facts straight.

I'm sure I'm right. Just look at the ingredient label.

I'm such a hypocrite, though. I drink about a can of Coke every single day.

 

[unit4545]

Well that`s not ironic at all!

Play nintendo.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Drink Diet Coke.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Pepsi > Coke.

There's my helpful life tip.