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One day UNIJU was browsing the MARIOWIKI FORUM. He noticed a topic called "Ye Find Yeself In Yon Dungeon" so he CLICKED ON IT. It was there that he said the forbidden words and went to hell.
"Okay", he thought to himself. "I'm in hell. I'm sure there's a an exit somewhere." Butt then he met SATAN, THE LORD OF ALL DARKNESS and his loyal servant CANCER. "Oh doody" he thought to himself. "I'm about to get cancer."
He decided he wouldn't let this happen.
"Listen, asshole. I can't get cancer. If I get cancer, I'll die and go to hell. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?"
Satan thought for a moment. "HAY UNIJI, LOOK WHAT EYE CAN DO"
So Uniju said "Oh dear god it's you. I really am in Hell."
So Satan pulled off his mask and HE WAS SIFI, and cancer pulled off its face and DIED.
"MOTHERFUCKER" said SiFi "YOU MADE ME CURE CANCER"
Uniju started to panic "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR"
Butt then SiFi got an idea. And idea so dumb it could peel the paint off walls. "HEY UNIJU DO YOU WANT TO BE CANCER FOREVER"
But then Uniju deci
"Okay", he thought to himself. "I'm in hell. I'm sure there's a an exit somewhere." Butt then he met SATAN, THE LORD OF ALL DARKNESS and his loyal servant CANCER. "Oh doody" he thought to himself. "I'm about to get cancer."
He decided he wouldn't let this happen.
"Listen, asshole. I can't get cancer. If I get cancer, I'll die and go to hell. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?"
Satan thought for a moment. "HAY UNIJI, LOOK WHAT EYE CAN DO"
So Uniju said "Oh dear god it's you. I really am in Hell."
So Satan pulled off his mask and HE WAS SIFI, and cancer pulled off its face and DIED.
"MOTHERFUCKER" said SiFi "YOU MADE ME CURE CANCER"
Uniju started to panic "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR"
Butt then SiFi got an idea. And idea so dumb it could peel the paint off walls. "HEY UNIJU DO YOU WANT TO BE CANCER FOREVER"
But then Uniju deci
