SiFi presents: "Adventures in Hell"

SiFi

Benjamin Judd
One day UNIJU was browsing the MARIOWIKI FORUM. He noticed a topic called "Ye Find Yeself In Yon Dungeon" so he CLICKED ON IT. It was there that he said the forbidden words and went to hell.

"Okay", he thought to himself. "I'm in hell. I'm sure there's a an exit somewhere." Butt then he met SATAN, THE LORD OF ALL DARKNESS and his loyal servant CANCER. "Oh doody" he thought to himself. "I'm about to get cancer."

He decided he wouldn't let this happen.

"Listen, asshole. I can't get cancer. If I get cancer, I'll die and go to hell. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?"

Satan thought for a moment. "HAY UNIJI, LOOK WHAT EYE CAN DO"

So Uniju said "Oh dear god it's you. I really am in Hell."

So Satan pulled off his mask and HE WAS SIFI, and cancer pulled off its face and DIED.

"MOTHERFUCKER" said SiFi "YOU MADE ME CURE CANCER"

Uniju started to panic "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR"

Butt then SiFi got an idea. And idea so dumb it could peel the paint off walls. "HEY UNIJU DO YOU WANT TO BE CANCER FOREVER"

But then Uniju deci
 

SiFi

Benjamin Judd
Re: Uniju's Adventures in Hell

DID SOMEONE SAY SEQUEL

 

ShyGuy27

The Cardinal is dead -- long live The Cardinal!
Re: Uniju's Adventures in Hell

Dracula said:
So Satan pulled off his mask and HE WAS SIFI, and cancer pulled off its face and DIED.
I laughed.
 

Uniju

Hazukashii serifu kinshi
Re: Uniju's Adventures in Hell

1/10. Would not read again.
 

SiFi

Benjamin Judd
Ballade's Adventures in Hell

I've put this off for long enough.

 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Re: Ballade's Adventures in Hell

 

ralphfan

Thank you based god
Re: Ballade's Adventures in Hell

Uniju's Adventures in Hell was way better. Do one of me adventuring in hell.
 

Stooben Rooben

Star Spirit
Chat Administrator
Retired Wiki Staff
Re: Ballade's Adventures in Hell

I'll admit that this comic made me giggle.
 

SiFi

Benjamin Judd
SILYS adventures in SILY



My only regret is that Ralph didn't get any dialogue. I could have spent hours mocking his so called "sense of humor".
 
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