KNIFE FIGHT!

I set you on fire.
 
I use a Max Revive and then I escape in my epic car.
 
That was unit4545's car. My car is different. I run over you and escape.
 
Yo Dawg I heard you like driving so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive!

*car flattens you*
 
I survive and escape to Hong Kong via Jetpack before dropping a nuke in the town. You must defuse it in 30 minutes or all of the users will die.
 
Congratulations, in real world time that took a couple of hours.
 
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