Sentence-Finishers

...I suck.

Everyone...
 
...s

Pirate goomba is a...
 
...CONGRATZ, YOU STAND READY TO RECEIVE DISCOUNTS IN LONG-DISTANCE PHONE SERVICE!

ONE DAY 3DEJONG WAS POSTING IN CAPITALS WHEN...
 
...PaperStriker was so stupid and broke that line.

Waffles and pancakes...