Sentence-Finishers

With toes...

However...
 
I HAVE TOES!!!!!!!!

GAAAAAAAHHH...
 
!!!! The ending to the previous sentence made no sense whatsoever!

One who has no toes will often proclaim "...
 
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HM has gone insane due to...
 
Because teh evilchannel and it's watchers wanted to eat his toes.

I destroyed evilchannel because...
 
...Is because it and its viwers wanted to eat HM's toes, so you destroyed it so it couldn't, correct?
The Evilchannel also wanted to...
 
I have toes!

HM is still insane...
 
I have toes.

hahaha...