Sentence-Finishers

...and he wimped out and ran away.

Then Dr. Phil and Ganondorf.....
 
... had taken over the Universe with an army of Guinea pigs.

Because of this, the world was ten times better and...
 
... ate some salad with their guinea pig minions.

However, a Goomba has held everyone hostage two minutes after Ganondorf, Dr. Phil and their Guinea pigs minions have left, so...
 
.....Dr. Phil and Ganondorf went back to Uniju's restaurant to fight the Goomba.

When they got back to the restaurant, they found out the Goomba.....
 
....Uniju popped out of the grave and killed Dr. Phil and Ganondorf.

Zelda and Link went to visit Ganondorf's grave to spit on it (don't ask why) and......
 
... he came back alive!

He killed Link and Zelda, revived Dr. Phil, reunite with their rodent minions whom they found playing poker in a dark alley and hacked into Uniju's account once again and destroy it. After all of that...
 
....Rosalina comes out of nowhere and flies her Comet Observatory right into Ganondorf and his minions.

Dr. Phil survives and asks Rosalina to marry him; she says no and instead....
 
... and committed suicide by shooting herself in the head with a gun.

Due to the Comet Observatory crashing into the city and all kinds of rodents mauling people, Dr. Phil goes back home and sleeps on the floor of his kitchen. Back in the city, everyone is dieing and the most of the rodents have left. The TF2 Heavy Weapons Guy and the Scout come and makes things even bloodier. They escape with some mice and squirrels right before the town blows up. Next...