Awesome force: The novelization

SiFi

Star Spirit
Pronouns
he/him
MarioWiki
SiFi
The comic was too much work so I decided to convert it into a fanfic. Feel free to MST.

Awesome Force
Chapter 1

The Roads roared with excitement. Typical for rush hour. Most notable among this crowd were a reptile with gray shoes and an ignorant man with a large nose. After a silence, the man, known as Jorge, spoke. “So why are we driving around with nothing to do again?” The reptile, S-Y let out a sigh, and repeated what he had stated five minutes ago. “Porple stopped giving us those “second second second chances” and finally fired us. What a pile of D-Key.” Upon recovering from the brief shock of such vulgarity, Jorge stated: “I see. At least we got to keep the car...”. S-Y let out a much calmer sigh, as his message had finally gotten through. “Yeah. But it doesn't matter, they'll be begging for us back soon anyway. I mean, who could replace us?”

There was a long line outside the office. Amongst them were an obese man in a bizarre combination of cyan overalls and a pink hat and undershirt, with a jagged mustache and an unusually pink nose and a seemingly Asian man in red robes. “So, what makes you think you're qualified for the job?” the man in pink finally spoke. “WHAT? FUNNY WHITE MAN NOT KNOW ME? ME REGENDARY JAPANESE SECRET AGENT, YOSHITA MOTO. ME SKIRRED IN ARR MARTIAR ARTS.” “Yeah, well I'm Italian Mario expert and bounty hunter, MICHEAL RUDNICKI! There's nobody the Wiki needs more than me!” He exclaimed, looking proud. “WERR, IF YOU THINK YOU SO GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU BE MY SIDEKICK?” “Fine.” Rudnicki answered, shortly before realizing the line in front of them was gone, and the people behind them were all angered or confused. “We'd better get going.”

By the time they entered the room, they had already prepared a speech. However, the man at the desk unexpectedly greeted them. “Sure, you'll do just fine.” the man in a sports jacket said. “Really? We don't need to fill any forms or anything?” Rudnicki asked, looking bewildered. “Nah, I heard your argument outside. You both seem great.”. However, Moto wasn't paying attention. He had noticed a blue turtle lying out cold. He suddenly snapped back to what the man was saying, however. “I'm SiFi, and I'm going to be your boss.” He had rough hair, a blue shirt, and a matching black jacket and pants with red stripes. It was the start of a great career.
 
imo sein nicht very good :(

aka sucks
 
You know something? YOU SUCK!
 
Glowsquid said:
Play nice.

Hey Blitz, tell them about how this story's so great you can't mst it.
 
MAXIMUM POWER SIFI said:
Glowsquid said:
Play nice.
Hey Blitz, tell them about how this story's so great you can't mst it.
I can MST it. So far I can only do it in my head since this stupid thing can't handle too many letters. I need a real computer. :P
 
Sorry for double posting. I realised I could MST this in small sections. I cut out the title for more room. This is my first MST though...

The Roads roared with excitement.
The Roads must be a very excitable person.

Typical for rush hour. Most notable among this crowd were a reptile with gray shoes and an ignorant man with a large nose.
Is this some kinda racist joke?! :o

After a silence, the man, known as Jorge, spoke. "So why are we driving around with nothing to do again?"
Because driving is fun! :D

The reptile, S-Y let out a sigh, and repeated what he had stated five minutes ago.
Well that's redundant!

Porple stopped giving us those "second second second chances" and finally fired us.
2 x 3 = 6. Do the math.

What a pile of D-Key."
QUICK! COVER THE CHILDRENS EARS! :o

Upon recovering from the brief shock of such vulgarity, Jorge stated: "I see. At least we got to keep the car...".
That's car that's you ran someone over with. They had to let you keep it for liabilty reasons.

S-Y let out a much calmer sigh, as his message had finally gotten through. "Yeah. But it doesn't matter, they'll be begging for us back soon anyway. I mean, who could replace us?"
The people who the story is about, you moron.
 
Sorry again for triple posting, I'll wait a couple hours before posting the final section.

There was a long line outside the office. Amongst them were an obese man in a bizarre combination of cyan overalls and a pink hat and undershirt, with a jagged mustache and an unusually pink nose and a seemingly Asian man in red robes.
So a fat guy and an Asian man transformed into a line? What kinda story is this?!

"So, what makes you think you're qualified for the job?"
"We're a racist troll and sockpuppet that transformed together. We flame everyone and make up phycotic theories. Please hire us!" said the line.

the man in pink finally spoke. "WHAT? FUNNY WHITE MAN NOT KNOW ME? ME REGENDARY JAPANESE SECRET AGENT, *bleep*A MOTO.
Watch your mouth, bub.

ME SKIRRED IN ARR MARTIAR ARTS."
But does being "skirred" count as being "quarified"?

"Yeah, well I'm Italian Mario expert and bounty hunter, MICHEAL RUDNICKI!
I don't think getting pwned on a daily baises counts as being a bounty hunter.

There's nobody the Wiki needs more than me!" He exclaimed, looking proud.
"If we needed an old racist guy who hates Jews and makes up crazy stories, we'd hire Hitler, but he already works in accounting." said the man from nowhere that they were talking to.

"WERR, IF YOU THINK YOU SO GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU BE MY SIDEKICK?" "Fine." Rudnicki answered,
That was oddly out of charcter.

shortly before realizing the line in front of them was gone, and the people behind them were all angered or confused.
He needs a bigger attention span.

"We'd better get going."
"To the Batmobile!" ♪Da-na-na-na-na-na♪
 
Hey Blitz, tell them about how this story's so great you can't mst it.

Not "can't", more like don't care.
 
That MST seemed very forced.
 
MAXIMUM POWER SIFI said:
That MST seemed very forced.
It's my first, and it wasn't forced, you're just trying to make the story sound better than it was.
 
3rd part of my MST. SiFi is probily going to say it sucked. It's my first, so it might or it might not.

By the time they entered the room, they had already prepared a speech.
They walk slow.