I just saw this on TV and thought like sharing this because it was funny and cheesy. Mainly cheesy. Note that this is from memory and may not be word for word.
There were some other news stories about the mayor election and how a kid saved his friend who was choking on a grape, but those too boring to be noteworthy. :PNews 12 New Jersey said:[...]Ironicly today, 3-foot vines of marijuana were found growing on High St. Police say the vines were seen by a passerby who saw them growing in hanging pot (I don't think that was intentional) on a porch, the witness then called the police who aprehended the owners for possesion of illegal drugs. More details later.[...]