Yes but story!

LuigiIsMe

Monty Mole
You have to, well... here is a demonstration.
I have a lollipop.
Yes but you drop it.
Yes but I'm on the cleanest floor in the world.
Starting...
I watch Blockhead on newgrounds and laugh.
 
Yes, but (insert long, drawn out math formula here) proves that cones=blocks.
 
Yes, but this isn't a parallel universe; it's a parallel dimension.