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[Boo1268]

Wait a moment, why can Graphite Guy enter? He's an actual supervillain! Yes, he's not that good at it, but he still robbed a bank. A bank! I've seen people get kicked out of contests for just being rude! WHY ARE WE LETTING HIM PARTICIPATE?

Graphite Guy: Because NO ONE is able to contain the MIGHT and GLORY of GRAPHITE GUY! You soggy wad of wheat bread!

 

[Hint Toad]

Wait a moment, why can Graphite Guy enter? He's an actual supervillain! Yes, he's not that good at it, but he still robbed a bank. A bank! I've seen people get kicked out of contests for just being rude! WHY ARE WE LETTING HIM PARTICIPATE?

(This is not about Boo1268, it's my character in-universe wondering why a supervillain is taking part.)

Guard Toad:
I see your concern. But this goes against are motto. "All are welcome here". If it is safety you are worried about, be at ease. There is no place in the world more secure than a Roshambo Temple. And particularly this Roshambo Temple is under the protection of the Great One. You said he robbed a bank? What would he come here to steal? A title? A better appreciation for the art of Roshambo? No, I think not. Such things can't be taken by force.

Guard Toad:
Now what about you? Why have you come to our little competition? By the looks of it, you came from very far away.

 

[BigBoom1946]

I came for honor...... as well as free snacks.

 

[Hint Toad]

I came for honor...... as well as free snacks.

Guard Toad:
Ah, in that case, please take a look at our menu. One second.

Guard Toad quickly scurries away. Then you catch another toad motioning to you out of the corner of your eye.

Café Toad:
Welcome to the Roshambo Temple Café. Would you like to order something?