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[Hint Toad]

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Uh, sis? I don't think this is the right place, the little fungus guy says there's no prize. Are you sure I was supposed to-

I'm pretty sure he's not lying, sis. He's got an honest face.

I mean... Yeah, I'm still up for some roshambo. It sounds fun, beats getting roped into bomb defusal again.

No, really, I'm pretty sure there's not a- alright, I'll just report back later...

Guard Toad:
"What? I don't recall saying there wasn't a prize. There is most definitely a prize. Don't worry. It is to be reviled at the end of the game."

View attachment 66914Bindle: "Thank you. Anyways. Do you have a place where you can sleep? I am a reviewer of such places."

Guard Toad:
"Yes, my good sir! Our Inn is located behind the Temple! Please have a look!"

Bindle finds the Inn at the back of the temple. However, there appears to be only one room. You enter it anyway.

"Oi! Do ye take me for a frog! I said I don't care for me room service! And why're ye comin' in without knockin'..."

"Blimy... Now that I take a closer look at ya, me thinks it not be room service."

"Me don't take kindly to bed nappers. And me takes ye for one. Have at thee then! If ye wantin' me bed, yer going to have to fight me fer it, thief!"

"It be King of the Bed it be!"

...

"I won't be moving'! No matter what ye do!!"

...

"Why ye be just standin' there. It be giving' me the shivers."

...

The masked samurai jumps behind the bed.

"Oi! I said come at me! I'm not afraid of ya! I haven't lost me see legs yet!"

 

[Koopa]

Is it too late to enter? I wanna try joining one of these community games for once

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

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Guard Toad:
"Yes, my good sir! Our Inn is located behind the Temple! Please have a look!"

Bindle finds the Inn at the back of the temple. However, there appears to be only one room. You enter it anyway.

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"Oi! Do ye take me for a frog! I said I don't care for me room service! And why're ye comin' in without knockin'..."

"Blimy... Now that I take a closer look at ya, me thinks it not be room service."

"Me don't take kindly to bed nappers. And me takes ye for one. Have at thee then! If ye wantin' me bed, yer going to have to fight me fer it, thief!"

"It be King of the Bed it be!"

...

"I won't be moving'! No matter what ye do!!"

...

"Why ye be just standin' there. It be giving' me the shivers."

...

The masked samurai jumps behind the bed.

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"Oi! I said come at me! I'm not afraid of ya! I haven't lost me see legs yet!"

Bindle: "You don't have to worry about me. I am just looking to see what you guys have. Quite a nice place you got here. One room. I wonder how many people come here. I live in a town of 68 including myself and our inn has only three rooms in it. And you have to consider that we have a big festival every once in 100 years."