Mark Sanford

Snowstalker

Snowstalker

Snowstalker
He's the governor of South Carolina, and actually went missing for a few days. He claimed that he was hiking on the Appalachian Trail, but this turned out to be a lie. He was actually visiting his secret lover in Argentina. Here's part of an email he sent to her:

You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that is so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificently gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curves of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of night’s light — but hey, that would be going into the sexual details we spoke of at the steakhouse at dinner — and unlike you I would never do that!
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How did you get ahold of that email, unless you're his secret lover...

Ah.

Okay.

HEY GUYS WADDLE DEE JUST HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE GOVERNOR OF SOUTH CAROLINA
 
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