Let's create our own Mario's Ancestors' names:

Dario

Goomba
  1. A Male Character had to be a Sea Captian.
  2. A person had to be a Barber. (A Kong that killed him or her..)
  3. A person is a Carpenter. (Who kidnapped the Cranky Kong.)
  4. A person is the brother of the Carpenter but who became the Referee.

Here is are https://babynames.com/names/search.php
 
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Idk about men, but there's Mia.
Source: "Mama Mia!"
I won't stop making this lowbrow joke.
 
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