Your life is an RPG if...


Retired Wiki Staff
'Shroom Consultant
Henry Tucayo Clay
Easy, just complete the sentence, saying something that happens in RPG's.


1. ...Money grows in the trees
2. ...People dont get tired of saying the same thing a zillion times
4.the ants atack you!!!(earthbound)
5. People let you steal every last possession they own, and they just stand still even though they can call 911 easily.
6. Your mother (who isn't mean, boring, or bad in any way) doesn't care that you go on a long adventure around the world with lots of deadly parts and die alot. She only cares that you exist. She doesn't shed a tear!
7. The princess knows you really well, and you HAVE to save her. The strongly armored and dangerous knights are trained just because they can be.