Changing username!

[Super Mario Bros.]

This game is loosely inspired by two concepts: the "Usernames combine!" forum game and the wiki rename request page after which this game is named.

Guidelines:

1. Participants create a chain of combined usernames. That is, instead of only fusing two usernames like in the original game, each subsequent post will build upon the username posted in the previous one. My idea is to eventually create a monstrosity of a username that becomes more challenging to justify.
2. Provide a reason for your "request." That new username you just posted? Yeah, that's the one you're adopting now. So provide a justification as to why you are ditching your old moniker for this crazy mess!
3. Have fun! You don't have to use your whole username when adding your touch to the ongoing masterpiece: you can use elements from your username or even well-known, previous usernames to make things more interesting. You can also feel free to come up with ironic, creative, or silly reasons to justify your request.

I do not start since I am the creator.