Comedic Observations


Star Spirit
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Retired Wiki Staff
Just write down some funny observations here.

Why do they call hemorrhoids "hemorrhoids", rather than "assteroids"? -- George Carlin

EDIT: If I had a larger salary, I might pay attention. -- Me
"I'm not completely sure about what weapons will be fought with in WWIII, but in WWIV rocks and sticks are going to be used." -Albert Einstein

So true.
"Aren't cows female?"
"Then what the hell is Mr. Cow?" - Me and Stooby
How do clams fight things tooth and nail? -- Me