Comedic Observations

[Stooben]

Just write down some funny observations here.

Why do they call hemorrhoids "hemorrhoids", rather than "assteroids"? -- George Carlin

EDIT: If I had a larger salary, I might pay attention. -- Me

 

[Smiddle]

"I'm not completely sure about what weapons will be fought with in WWIII, but in WWIV rocks and sticks are going to be used." -Albert Einstein




So true.

 

[SiFi]

"Aren't cows female?"
"Yes."
"Then what the hell is Mr. Cow?" - Me and Stooby

 

[Stooben]

How do clams fight things tooth and nail? -- Me

 

[Smiddle]

"When it comes to eating brownies, not even the finest of plates is required" -Me