Tip of the Day

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Yoshario

King Bowser
Okay, so this is how the "Tip of the Day" thread works. You post a funny and random tip. Something so random that it will make  :wario: look like  :posh:. Okay, I guess I'll start:

Clay Mario's Tip of the Day
When making PB&J sandwiches, if you can eat only half of the sandwich, use only ONE slice of bread. Thank you have a good day.
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Tip of the day: Don't cook chicken wings in a toaster oven for more than 5 minutes on 400 degrees.
 
Stooben Rooben said:
Tip of the day: Don't cook chicken wings in a toaster oven for more than 5 minutes on 400 degrees.
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Smartass27 said:
Don't eat glass, it hurts like hell.
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I'm assuming both of you know all this stuff from personal experience.
 
Tip of the day: Don't stay on the computer past bed time, your dad might get mad. (Like mine)
 
Nerdy Guy said:
Tip of the day: Don't stay on the computer past bed time, your dad might get mad. (Like mine)
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My parents don't give a s**t. If I stay up too late, I'll pay for it all day in school. :<
I almost fall asleep in Geometry every day.
 
Smartass27 said:
Nerdy Guy said:
Tip of the day: Don't stay on the computer past bed time, your dad might get mad. (Like mine)
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My parents don't give a s**t. If I stay up too late, I'll pay for it all day in school. :<
I almost fall asleep in Geometry every day.
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I tricked my dad into thinking that I was in the computer room because I had to fart and I didn't want to fart in my bedroom because the smell would keep me up.
 
Nerdy Guy said:
Smartass27 said:
Nerdy Guy said:
Tip of the day: Don't stay on the computer past bed time, your dad might get mad. (Like mine)
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My parents don't give a s**t. If I stay up too late, I'll pay for it all day in school. :<
I almost fall asleep in Geometry every day.
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I tricked my dad into thinking that I was in the computer room because I had to fart and I didn't want to fart in my bedroom because the smell would keep me up.
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