Tip of the Day

Yoshario

King Bowser
Okay, so this is how the "Tip of the Day" thread works. You post a funny and random tip. Something so random that it will make  :wario: look like  :posh:. Okay, I guess I'll start:

Clay Mario's Tip of the Day
When making PB&J sandwiches, if you can eat only half of the sandwich, use only ONE slice of bread. Thank you have a good day.
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Stooben Rooben

Star Spirit
Chat Administrator
Retired Wiki Staff
Tip of the day: Don't cook chicken wings in a toaster oven for more than 5 minutes on 400 degrees.
 

Yoshario

King Bowser
Stooben Rooben said:
Tip of the day: Don't cook chicken wings in a toaster oven for more than 5 minutes on 400 degrees.
Smartass27 said:
Don't eat glass, it hurts like hell.
I'm assuming both of you know all this stuff from personal experience.
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
Tip of the day: Don't stay on the computer past bed time, your dad might get mad. (Like mine)
 

ShyGuy27

The Cardinal is dead -- long live The Cardinal!
Nerdy Guy said:
Tip of the day: Don't stay on the computer past bed time, your dad might get mad. (Like mine)
My parents don't give a s**t. If I stay up too late, I'll pay for it all day in school. :<
I almost fall asleep in Geometry every day.
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
Smartass27 said:
Nerdy Guy said:
Tip of the day: Don't stay on the computer past bed time, your dad might get mad. (Like mine)
My parents don't give a s**t. If I stay up too late, I'll pay for it all day in school. :<
I almost fall asleep in Geometry every day.
I tricked my dad into thinking that I was in the computer room because I had to fart and I didn't want to fart in my bedroom because the smell would keep me up.
 

ShyGuy27

The Cardinal is dead -- long live The Cardinal!
Nerdy Guy said:
Smartass27 said:
Nerdy Guy said:
Tip of the day: Don't stay on the computer past bed time, your dad might get mad. (Like mine)
My parents don't give a s**t. If I stay up too late, I'll pay for it all day in school. :<
I almost fall asleep in Geometry every day.
I tricked my dad into thinking that I was in the computer room because I had to fart and I didn't want to fart in my bedroom because the smell would keep me up.
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Zeltrax

The Enclave will rise again
IceKirby said:
Zeltrax said:
Tip of the Day: Never make fun of ice as it remembers all and never forgets.
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*freezes Zeltrax*

I have the ice ability...
Ice is only fearsome if its on the ground otherwise its about as effective as a chocolate teapot.
 

Yoshario

King Bowser
Lario said:
Tip: Don't get Rick Roll'd...

*Hides nonexistant link*
Lario, you should really upload your avatar to picoodle and link to it. You shouldn't steal bandwidth from Wikia!
BTW, I was always wondering where you get those mario cookies.
Anyway, heres another Tip of the Day:

When you tell a funny joke and everyones laughing, never say "I made a funny!" Seriously, everyone will stop laughing and back away.
 

Yoshario

King Bowser
McGriddle said:
Clay Mario said:
Clay Mario said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Tip of the day: Don't cook chicken wings in a toaster oven for more than 5 minutes on 400 degrees.
Smartass27 said:
Don't eat glass, it hurts like hell.
I'm assuming both of you know all this stuff from personal experience.
HOW COME NO ONE LAUGHED!
Because that's pretty much a cliché.
How do you get that e accent mark on your computer? I want it! Just so I can spell Pokemon right.
 
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