Lord Bowser plays M&L: BIS - Part 2

aaaaand there goes the poll's relevancy again

  • rip poll 2016-2016

    Votes: 2 40.0%
  • THE POLL IS STILL RELEVANT IN MY HEART AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS

    Votes: 3 60.0%

  • Total voters
    5
Re: Let's Play SMRPG (cancelled)

:dk2:

Well, if you ever do pick back up on it, please tell me.

(But I can relate, I'm lazy about doing lazy things like video games)
 
Re: Let's Play SMRPG (cancelled)

BiS is my second favorite Mario RPG, I'd be interested.
 
Re: Let's Play SMRPG (cancelled)

June said:
how is this game any more boring than bis lol
meh I dunno this game just doesn’t have the same kind of feel that I got from games like TTYD, PiT, and BIS... I know it's older than all of them but eh, I guess I was spoiled by the newer RPG's too much to really be able to appreciate this game

for me, SMRPG is like mother 1; the game kinda sucked on its own, but it went on to spawn other beautiful games, which makes playing the original, not as finely-polished game less enjoyable.
 
Re: Let's Play SMRPG (cancelled)

mother 1 wasn't really bad either

more enjoyable than the first Final Fantasy (original version) at least (ugh, that game)
 
Re: Lord Bowser plays stuff - currently setting up BIS

alright it's time to start up BIS
pls vote in poll - I'll start as early as saturday if the second option wins out
 
Re: Lord Bowser plays stuff - currently setting up BIS

emulator because i like the clearer pics, but the screens don't matter. it's all about commentary.
 
Re: Lord Bowser plays stuff - currently setting up BIS

welp looks like emulator won out

since I have to spend money to get a good one, however, it might be a while till I get BIS up and running. stay tuned
 
Re: Lord Bowser plays stuff - currently setting up BIS

guys, sorry to disappoint you, but I must go with the phone picture route. imgur is being very uncooperative with my image uploads and does everything out of order, and I honestly do not have the time or patience to manually sort them all back. even then, I would need to edit all of them (and I took like over 100 pictures just for part 1 alone) to get rid of the empty black space and my computer taskbars. it's simply too much of a hassle to do this using an emulator, so I'm going with phone pictures.

again, sorry for any disappointment, but this is my final decision. in the end, all that really matters is commentary anyway; as long as you can make out relatively clearly what the picture is, it shouldn't matter how high quality it is.

Part 1 will be posted tomorrow. stay tuned. - LB
 
Re: Lord Bowser plays stuff - currently setting up BIS

ok, so i know you already decided on phone pics but i just wanted to say
Lord Bowser said:
even then, I would need to edit all of them (and I took like over 100 pictures just for part 1 alone) to get rid of the empty black space and my computer taskbars. it's simply too much of a hassle to do this using an emulator
a bunch of emulators have a screenshot function and will save screenshots that should only depict what the emulator is displaying. i know at least desmume has that function.
 
Re: Lord Bowser plays stuff - currently setting up BIS

Soda Popinski said:
ok, so i know you already decided on phone pics but i just wanted to say
Lord Bowser said:
even then, I would need to edit all of them (and I took like over 100 pictures just for part 1 alone) to get rid of the empty black space and my computer taskbars. it's simply too much of a hassle to do this using an emulator
a bunch of emulators have a screenshot function and will save screenshots that should only depict what the emulator is displaying. i know at least desmume has that function.
yeah I know but still, needing to rearrange them (and the fact that imgur doesn’t upload them all at once, but only like the first half) is a big turn off for me :/

anyway

PART 1 LET'S GOOOOO :bowser: :bowser: :bowser: :bowser:

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dat theme clash

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alright let's go alphadream

welcome to...
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would you look at that sexy file
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too bad it must be ignored

alright new file!
welcome to...
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looks pretty nice imo

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"Now give me some food or I'll stop loving you!"

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#ThugLife

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she's so soft. if I ever cut class I'd basically be grounded till I was 18

(when is LB gonna realize that the bottom screen doesn’t matter here?)

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(now, it seems.)
what a shitty attitude from this toad

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wow greedy
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"What's his phone number?"
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and here's our first blurry picture. if a pic with quotes ever comes out blurry, I'll show what the character says in a quote box.
[quote author=Toad]
OK!
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"Did he go out to buy cigarettes again?"

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oh my
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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oh dear
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Pokémon GO could've prevented this

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dat reflection
also ignore the cross in the background lol
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OH NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THE ROLLING
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...did they just make a fucking pun out of what seems to be the toad equivalent of smallpox
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cause we all know she's such an amazing leader

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mega mushrooms?

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[quote author=Toad]
We've gotta find the cause and get this place back to normal!
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we know, toadsworth just said that
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shoulda won a mario award for best idea ever tbh

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oh no! not your son, a character we've never seen before and likely is just another generic toad! anyone but him!

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"Aw shit, I forgot I was in a meeting."
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"They left us on "read". Those assholes!"

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I beg your pardon?
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oh yay

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looks like a bomb with feet...

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oh hey it's that character everyone either loves or hates

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H E L L O Y E L L O

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"She's the perfect woman for me... :birdo:"

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"And I hate her already."

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welp, that's it, cue extinction of the toad species

hopefully that means color splash will get something else besides toad spam

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couldn't you just use a mini mushroom?

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woo sassy
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woo even sassier

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he has a Ph.D in physical sciences and teaches at the University of Goom.

...or he's just a generic doctor
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if he knows "EVERYTHING", shouldn't he be able to fix this by now?

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or nintendo just didn't bother making a sprite for him at this point

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bye bye

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find out in Part 1B because my phone is starting to lag hard here!
 
Re: Lord Bowser plays stuff - currently setting up BIS

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you're doing pretty badly for a new OC, starlow

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actually, considering the toad spam that's been going on lately, this isn't such a bad idea. control the population you know
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what happened to her being all peppy and shit lol

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oh my god peach actually said something smart
historic moment
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"Oh, my boy, you don't want to know."
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oh wait I think I know who he's talking about!
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toadsworth must've figured it out too
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[quote author=Blue Toad]
So uh... What's up? They're not here yet?
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wait what
wario and waluigi are brothers?
the plot thickens...

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oh sweet here comes the big reveal
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[quote author=Toad]
Hey! Mario! Hurry! Hurry!
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wait what
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oh
those brothers
ugh
I hate this game already

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"Luigi, what the hell are you doing?"
"I have something stuck in my shoe..."
"Well, you look ridiculous."
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"Don't worry, I almost go- AAAGH"
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"I knew I should have had that psychologist evaluate him..."

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"...Hello to you too, Toad."
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"Hey, you're talking to the guy who won Favorite Major Character.
"Oh, please. You were voted out of pity. Everyone knows the real star is myself."
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"Alright, alright, quit your nagging..."


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no thanks, only noobs need that
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[quote author=Toad]
Whoa, you're old pros, huh? Cool--get to it, then!
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they will, next part.

this is all for today. stay tuned!
 
Re: Lord Bowser plays M&L: BIS - Part 1

alright let's head into the castle
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wow these statues are really ugly

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"Really? People want to... meet me?"
"Luigi, please. I'm the one running around and saving her every other week, you just decide to tag along sometimes. Obviously, it's me they care about."
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*insert something about half A-presses*

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"Oh, hi! Nice to meet you, buddy!
See, Mario? People do like me!"

"No, Luigi. People are just surprised by the fact that you bothered to do anything notable today."
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"See what I mean?"


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oh hello
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wait isn't mario a doctor
why isn't he just fixing up a pill or something that can fix this?
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well it would be the perfect excuse for sick leave at work... it's not that bad

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what's with all the peach statues? there's like 5 in this room alone. and I thought bowser was a narcissist

also at least his statues actually look good

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oh no I wouldn't have figured...

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"Actually, I have crippling arthritis, but I fight through it just to make sure you people don't lose your shit."
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if I can do half A-prssses, should I do half B-presses too?

ok let's head deeper into the castle now
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it also finally lets me get off the game when I decide to stop taking pictures lol
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"If only Luigi could've followed these words of wisdom..."
"I love the pretty colors on the box!"
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"Yeah, I don't really care about the deep relationship you had with your uncle."
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"For the sake of his mental stability, he really shouldn't..."


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now now don't go turning into count bleck ok

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y'know just cause you're blorbed doesn’t mean you need to say "ooooog" every sentence. you aren’t a caveman (cavetoad?)
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"Before I do, let me try something."
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"I AM YOUR NEW RULER. BOW DOWN TO ME."
"...Luigi, why are you sniffing the throne..."

"I smell berries!"

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not sure how them being there would help tbh, it's not like they're fountains of wisdom

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"Oh no! I need to check my shrooms stash, hopefully no one got into them!"
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"Are you sure it's not like a pill or a plant or something? Just... need to make sure..."
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"Oh, phew."

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well I mean who would grow these kinds of mushrooms nearby...

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"Definitely not my drug dealer."
"What was that, Princess?"
"Oh, uh, nothing, um... Let's just hear what Toadbert has to say..."

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toadbert lowkey racist
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"zzz..."
"Luigi, wake up. You're making me look bad."

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inb4bowser
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callled it

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no because nobody uses pagers anymore

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Bowser's plans are also sometimes complicated in themselves and involve numerous crimes such as abduction, theft, robbery, terrorism, abuse, harrassment, blackmail, arson, destruction, numerous attempts of mass murder, minion facilitation, child endangerment, assault, and even acts such as frame-up, fraud, and identity theft as evident in Super Mario Sunshine.

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jeez somebody's salty

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"You know you're not supposed to make deals in public!"
"This isn't about a deal! I left your stash in the bushes by the fountain, anyway."
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FINALLY SOMEONE CALLS HER OUT ON HOW STUPID SHE IS

but um what about the hundreds of castles you own?

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"Well, legally, he is in our jurisdiction..."
"See? I knew it!"
"Toadsworth, remind me to take away your book on Mushroom Kingdom law... and then beat you with it."

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T R I G G E R E D

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"Ugh. I guess it's time to step in now."
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"Willingly, no, but I am contractually obligated to."

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did he ever exist in the first place?

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stay tuned to watch this absolutely lively and exciting tutorial battle!
 
Golden commentary as always
 
Dr. Mario can only cure people if he can line up pills that are the same color as the virus. Unfortunately, nobody knows what color this virus is, so medical science is stumped.

Also, a mysterious item called "Blorb Mushroom" and an epidemic called "the Blorbs"? You'd think they realized the connection sooner, but evidently your average resident of the Mushroom Kingdom isn't all that bright.

Also also: Note how Bowser actually has a point, he's just requesting to be present in a meeting concerning a, for all we know, dangerous epidemic. The situation does not escalate until Starlow involves herself out of turn and insults Bowser to his face. So everything that'll follow after this incident? All caused by Starlow. #bowserdidnothingwrong #starlowruinseverything
 
Dr. Alphys said:
Dr. Mario can only cure people if he can line up pills that are the same color as the virus. Unfortunately, nobody knows what color this virus is, so medical science is stumped.

Also, a mysterious item called "Blorb Mushroom" and an epidemic called "the Blorbs"? You'd think they realized the connection sooner, but evidently your average resident of the Mushroom Kingdom isn't all that bright.

Also also: Note how Bowser actually has a point, he's just requesting to be present in a meeting concerning a, for all we know, dangerous epidemic. The situation does not escalate until Starlow involves herself out of turn and insults Bowser to his face. So everything that'll follow after this incident? All caused by Starlow. #bowserdidnothingwrong #starlowruinseverything
starlow shoulda won worst character
 
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