hooray battle time. at least we're getting rid of bowser now instead of later
ooh it seems my jump is pretty powerful here
...do you not realize how big of a safety hazard that is? all three of us could fall to our deaths if I went with your stupid plan. granted the game already broke physics by not having the chandeliers shatter under our weights, so I guess...
hmm maybe it's the chain that I just attacked... pay attention silly bowser
this sounds very unconvincing. if this was an audition, I would have stopped him right there
I found it weird how this game gave a simple chain a name... and how bowser referred to the chain by that name...
SO LONG, GAY BOWSER!
looking at this picture again it looks like mario is about to commit suicide... and bowser is egging him on
not now, toadstool. I'm too busy defying all logic by sitting on this chain.
damn you don't need to yell you crazy bitch
this isn't street fighter, bowser
and now I'm defying more logic by sitting in midair! yay
mario looks so disappointed here
well that would have been the polite thing to do
this wouldn't be a problem if you could
a) have more competent plans
b) kill me
c) stop being a little whiny bitch about everything
but that's none of my business
considering we literally just started this game, it can't be it already. don't lie to yourself, bowser.
ooh to a fancy restaurant? let me put on my good overalls
this made me cringe so much for some reason
more defying physics by jumping straight up into the air
this game should be renamed "Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Broken Laws of Physics"
here it looks like mario is striking a pose on the chain and toadstool is yelling at him
yeah and completely ignore how I am STANDING ON A CHAIN
I wonder if she actually said the word "shriek"
"Fight, Toadstool! FIGHT!"
and now let's cut to a seemingly unrelated cutscene. I gotta admit those clouds look pretty
what's going on?
it seems a giant sword that fell from the sky went and stabbed bowser's castle... I want to say that sentence outloud in a sophisticated setting lol
oh thanks for reminding me which game this was. I thought I was playing zelda