Super Random Kart Racing

Lario

Seems so long ago.
Here, we try to race each other in Karts to the finish line several light years away from here.

As I'm the first person, I start to throw road spikes everywhere.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
I impale you with a blade of grass.

Then I set mines, underground and in the air, everywhere.
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
I teleport to 5 miles from the finish line, cause that's where you forgot to put the bombs.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
I grab a Mini-Nuke launcher, and the Mini-Nukes can shoot out RLY Mini-Nukes.

Plus, I have an unlimited supply of them.
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
I use my WTF bomb to blow up your launcher, and drive into 1st place.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
I tape NG to a bottle with an auctual ship in it, and I put it on the ocean's surface with NG on the side where there is no air.

Next, since I have no kart, I decide to distract everyone by saying "Approaching sound barriers!"
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
I blow up the bottle and swim to the surface, steal a magic carpet, and fly into first place.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
Squadala Man attacks you for stealig his carpet.

Next, I summon Ronald McGiygas to kill the other drivers by saying "RAAAAAAAAAN RUUU!" and other weird things.
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
I use Squadala Man as my shield to block Ronald McGiygas' attacks. I drive my kart into your bumpper, leaving our karts stuck together, making us bolth win no matter which one of us goes to the finish line first.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
I remove you kart from mine by using a crowbar.

You are knocked away from my kart when we are turning on the side of a cliff.
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
Lario said:
I remove you kart from mine by using a crowbar.

You are knocked away from my kart when we are turning on the side of a cliff.
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
No you didn't, you went over the finnish line, which means you went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
 

EctoBiologist

Best cat themed touhou. I love touhou and DR.
Banned User
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
No you didn't, you went over the finnish line, which means you went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
I USE THE POWER OF CAPS LOCK AND I DISTRACT YOU!
 

SmartGuy

A complete wanker.
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
Yes you did, you went over the finnish line, which means I went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
I know.
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
No you didn't, you went over the finnish line, which means you went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
I know.
Then why are you so happy?
 
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Nerdy Guy

Guest
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
Oompa Loompa said:
Sir Smarty the Strange said:
I exploit the bombs by driving over one, prepelling me to the finnish line.

I WIN! :yoshi:
No you didn't, you went over the finnish line, which means you went to Finland. The finish line is way back on the Mario Wiki planet.
I know.
Then why are you so happy?
Because I'm right.
NO YOU'RE NOT!!! :mad:
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
I nuke you from inside.

Being covered in some stomache acids, I use a Missle Launcher.
 

Jesus Freak

King Bowser
I hit a button on my kart that warps us all to Rainbow Road (Wii version). I pwn you.
 

Lario

Seems so long ago.
Since the above person doesn't explain how he/she won, I warp that person to Random road, where they get skinned alive by a homocidal green bear with a cookie.
 
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