What would you do if the Grinch broke into your house?

yoshiking14x

yoshiking14x

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:yoshi: : It's the month of the Grinch... Pretend he is real and he is the size of a human and he is on your house. He is either stealing objects or trying to kidnap someone you know. What would yo do?
 
take shotgun

shoot bizarre large green thing before it does something dangerous

sell the body of newly discovered species to the highest bidder
 
I will make him run... by chasing me when I am scared of his presence. I will grab a baseball bat and wait for him to come and whack his green ugly head. Then call the cops or put him in a zoo.
 
he is not real so nothing

and if he were real still nothing because whoville is located on a dust speck

and if i were the same size as him still nothing because i know how the story ends
 
If the grinch got into my house? I AM THE GRINCH!
Forshadowing of Christmas Comic? The world may never know.
 
Javelin said:
take shotgun

shoot bizarre large green thing before it does something dangerous

sell the body of newly discovered species to the highest bidder
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^this except use machete instead of gun because I don't to blow a hole(s) in the wall by accident
 
why would the grinch be doing this anyway

thats not how he was in the ending, i say

in fact, his heart grew three sizes in the book

and you would all know that if you just took a look
 
magikrazy, would you stop with the rhyme
im not saying its a crime
neither am i saying it doesnt have a certain chime
but this isnt the time

what is this thread supposed to mean
as we all know, the grinch is a good bean


no really
what is this thread
 
Kotori Minami said:
Javelin said:
take shotgun

shoot bizarre large green thing before it does something dangerous

sell the body of newly discovered species to the highest bidder
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^this except use machete instead of gun because I don't to blow a hole(s) in the wall by accident
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...you'd rather have blood everywhere, including on you?
 
The situation would be creepier if the Grinch made that face when he comes up with an idea. I think I would be paralyzed if he did that and I doubt I would do something about it.