Things not to do at the Super Market

[SiFi]

NOPE!
42: EAT LOTS OF BACON AND MAKE LOTS OF FART.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

43. Fart on the bacon.

 

[SiFi]

4 4: THROW SOME F***ING EGGS

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

45: Get a polar bear to buy you some coke.

 

[SiFi]

46: GET A POLAR BEAR TO BUY YOU ANYTHING
47: BATMAN
48:

49:

50: OMG 50
51: TELL BABIES GHOST STORIES

 

[Nerdy Guy]

52. Poop in the blender
53. Beat up MATT GROENING.
54. Feed Free Loader to the lobsters
55. Shove a lemon down the sink drain.

 

[SiFi]

54. Feed Free Loader to the lobsters

I thought this was a thread for bad ideas.

56: Run around the parking lot naked

 

[Smiddle]

57: Pronounce "Groening" like "Grow-ning" or "Grew-ning".

 

[Nerdy Guy]

58. Drag your butt on the carpet.
59. Pick your nose.
60. Bring Free Loader.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

62. Jam the door.

 

[SiFi]

63: RUN AROUND WITH A F***ING CHICKEN ON YOUR HEAD

 

[Nerdy Guy]

65. Streak

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Whatever the hell number we're on, 66: Bring a gun when there is two clerks, demand one ties up the other. THen demand that the tied up clerk ties up the other. When they say "Youd have to untie me first", run.