DragonFreak
Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly!
I will just steal your brainwaves.Tuxedo Ridley said:
Tuxedo Ridley LeafGreen: YOU DECIDE!!!
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Vommack
DID SOMEBODY SAY "SUE"?!
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- #127
Man, I really need to keep myself occupied before I end up standing in the same place for months at a time again. Hey, who's that guy?
That's nice. Now, move asi-
"You have to beat us five trainers!"
...Uh, yeah, actually, I have a gym to be doi-
"And if you actually succeed, you'll win a VALUABLE PRIZE!"
VALUABLE?! As in, MONEY?!?! GIMME GIMME GIMME!
UGH. Do we REALLY need to go through this whole routine again? You throw out a whole bunch of stupid bugs, I make toast out of all of them-seriously, we did this like, 20,000 times in the forest. Are you sure you're in the right place? I REALLY think you're just supposed to be in the forest and you forgot where it was. I mean, WOW, the content of that fight was so dry and unentertaining that I just finished your last Pokemon while making this whole overly-long spiel. Seriously, go back to where you belong.
"...but I had a Weedle...You're like, terrified of them..."
Oh, sorry, I was too busy going on about how bad you are at this whole thing to notice. Here, let's start again. OMG A WEEDLE I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH and we're done.
(Author's Note: Toaster actually leveled in this fight. It was so dry and unentertaining that I seriously didn't notice until I skipped by it. Whoops.)
Hopefully the next fight will be less of a waste of time...
"Yeah! Now, it's SERIOUS!"
Oh, goodie, trainers boasting about how serious they are. That certainly never results in them being overconfident weaklings.
*one roasted Pidgey later*
Why aren't you an awesome all-conquering water dragon yet?
*sigh*Not what I meant.
*two steamed vegetables later*
Man, I really hope this bridge thing starts ramping up now. If I was secretly on a reality show or something, my ratings would be tanking right now.
"Here's number 3! I won't be easy!"
Y'know, with all these false promises of difficulty, you'd think they'd call this the Liar Bridge or something. I mean, seriously, if it's this easy, people must beat this thing all the time. How can they afford to keep give away valuable prizes? Eh, whatever...
*two more totally destroyed Pokemon later*
"I'm number four! Getting tired?"
No, not really, but I'm sure you'll try anyways.
*two KO'd Nidorans later*
I really need something to liven this fight up. Something like...
"FREEZE, DIRTBAG!"
ARGH! The law's on to me!
Oh, wait, no, it's just some stupid camp-
Wait a moment...that Mankey...that punching technique...*gasp*YOU'RE-
"That's right! I'm an incognito member of the PUNCH CLAN!"
You'll never defeat me, you...er...Wow, I can't think of a good insult. Oh well. TASTE MEGA KICK!
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
HA! Foolish nugget bridge! Did you REALLY think you could defeat the ultimate kung-fu kick master?! Oh hey, that must be where I pick up my prize.
"You've earned a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABUUUUUUUUUULOOOOOOUS PRIZE!"
OH, WOW! I'M SO PROUD, I-I promised myself I wouldn't cry...
*received nugget! money!*
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
DragonFreak
Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly!
I liek cookies.
Also you should keep Magikarp in first in party and level up until he evolves.
Also you should keep Magikarp in first in party and level up until he evolves.
Vommack
DID SOMEBODY SAY "SUE"?!
- Thread starter
- #129
Well, I...I dun-
"We got cookies, kid."
I'M IN!
"Yeah!"
So, wait, was that you guys in the hole back there?
"Uh, yeah. We didn't exactly expect some kid to actually be stupid enough to wander into a hole full of deadly crabs."
They weren't deadly at all. Your deathtraps suck.
"..Yeah, not my best idea. Anyways, if you wanna join, you needa prove yourself in combat."
Can we hurry this up? I got a gym to wipe out in this episode.
"Oh, uh, sure."
*two dead ComMons later*
K then, gotta get this gym done already, BYE!
"Wait, I haven't given you your uniform! HOW CAN WE GET ANYTHING DONE IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR UNIFORM?!"
Alright. Here we are. Gym #2.
I swear, these places are always bigger on the inside...
"Yo! Champ in the making! Let me-"
PISS OFF BUDDY.
Hmm, this would appear to be my first challenge. Of course, he could obviously be avoided by taking the long way, but eh, too much walking.
*two fried fish later*
Well, gee. I wonder if there's some kind of trainer sitting right there juuuust out of my viewing range so as to ambush me-
Sure enough.
"Hmph! I'm way better than you!"
I swear, every gym trainer I run across has an even bigger ego-and even smaller fighting ability-than the one before it. HAVE AT YOU.
*one Goldeen, fried and served with a lemon slide and side of butter, later*
"No! You overwhelmed me!"
A paralyzed three-year-old could overwhelm you. Is this really THAT surprising? Anyways, on to the trainer there...
"Only those Trainers who have a policy about Pokemon can turn pro."
Oh crap. Policies? We're talkin' politics now? Crap, don't look at me, I don't have enough cash to bribe off the voters with!
"What is your approach when you catch and train Pokemon?"
To, uh...catch...and...train...them? Kinda exactly what it says on the tin, y'know?
"My policy is an all-out offensive with water Pokemon!"
And my policy is to cook them up nicely and make a rather delicious chowder, your point?
The second gym trainer, and you don't even have a full team of Pokemon. What is this country coming to?
Hardening yourself will not save you from being smited by lightning.
Please, like that'll-
OH CRAP
SCRATCH, TOASTER! SCRATCH LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SCRATCHED BEFORE!
...Alright. One more Pokemon left.
It all comes down to this. Time to use all my training...
Focus...
TOASTER! USE MEGA KICK!
...that had far less effect then I had hoped.
NO! NOT TOASTER!*sob*...I actually lost at Pokemon...*sob*
"We got cookies, kid."
I'M IN!
"Yeah!"
So, wait, was that you guys in the hole back there?
"Uh, yeah. We didn't exactly expect some kid to actually be stupid enough to wander into a hole full of deadly crabs."
They weren't deadly at all. Your deathtraps suck.
"..Yeah, not my best idea. Anyways, if you wanna join, you needa prove yourself in combat."
Can we hurry this up? I got a gym to wipe out in this episode.
"Oh, uh, sure."
*two dead ComMons later*
K then, gotta get this gym done already, BYE!
"Wait, I haven't given you your uniform! HOW CAN WE GET ANYTHING DONE IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR UNIFORM?!"
Alright. Here we are. Gym #2.
I swear, these places are always bigger on the inside...
"Yo! Champ in the making! Let me-"
PISS OFF BUDDY.
Hmm, this would appear to be my first challenge. Of course, he could obviously be avoided by taking the long way, but eh, too much walking.
*two fried fish later*
Well, gee. I wonder if there's some kind of trainer sitting right there juuuust out of my viewing range so as to ambush me-
Sure enough.
"Hmph! I'm way better than you!"
I swear, every gym trainer I run across has an even bigger ego-and even smaller fighting ability-than the one before it. HAVE AT YOU.
*one Goldeen, fried and served with a lemon slide and side of butter, later*
"No! You overwhelmed me!"
A paralyzed three-year-old could overwhelm you. Is this really THAT surprising? Anyways, on to the trainer there...
"Only those Trainers who have a policy about Pokemon can turn pro."
Oh crap. Policies? We're talkin' politics now? Crap, don't look at me, I don't have enough cash to bribe off the voters with!
"What is your approach when you catch and train Pokemon?"
To, uh...catch...and...train...them? Kinda exactly what it says on the tin, y'know?
"My policy is an all-out offensive with water Pokemon!"
And my policy is to cook them up nicely and make a rather delicious chowder, your point?
The second gym trainer, and you don't even have a full team of Pokemon. What is this country coming to?
Hardening yourself will not save you from being smited by lightning.
Please, like that'll-
OH CRAP
SCRATCH, TOASTER! SCRATCH LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SCRATCHED BEFORE!
...Alright. One more Pokemon left.
It all comes down to this. Time to use all my training...
Focus...
TOASTER! USE MEGA KICK!
...that had far less effect then I had hoped.
NO! NOT TOASTER!*sob*...I actually lost at Pokemon...*sob*
