Vommack
DID SOMEBODY SAY "SUE"?!
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*BLEEP* THIS *BLEEP*. While you people are all laughing at my plight, I spent the last three days in a ZUBAT-INDUCED COMA. UGH. Well, since you all want it so bad, ON WITH THE SHOW
*down the ladder*
It looks like there's nothing here, but there are really more of those shroom-crab things. I should probably try to use those. No bad trip could be worse than *bleep*ing Zubat flu. Not to mention I still have that Caterpie fever.
Another ladder...? Heh. I wonder if there's a BIG SCARY TEEEEAAAAM ROOOOOOOOCKEEEEEEET HIDEOUT down there.
...Y'know what? Putting your hideout inside another team's hideout is kind of clever, in a way, I mean no one would ever suspect it. Oh well, that guy was just insa-
"Wha-no, sir. I didn't mean for him to run into us. I mean, we knew the kid was dumb, but we didn't think he was stupid enough to run into a pit apparently full of deadly creatures. ...OK, it was a shoddy cover for our trooper there, but it's not like he's listening to me talk on the phone to our glorious leader or anything. Yessir, he's completely una-"
W-wh-wha-WHA-TEAM ROCKET?!?! YOU GUYS REALLY ARE REAL?!?!
"...well, there goes my job, then. Kay kid, I'm sure you're nice and all, and I didn't want to have to do this, but, uh...I'm gonna have to kill you now."
...Riiiight.
"Dude. I'm a professional trainer. Some runt from Pallet Town won't have a chance once people actually start trying."
BRING IT ON.
Wha-only 2 Pokemon? If you're supposedly a professional, shouldn't you be hauling 6 with you?
"I...Uh...Left all my Pokeballs in my other pants."
Okay. And lemme guess, they're all Zubats and Rattatas?
"SHUTU-I mean...No."
You "professionals" are pathetic, you know that?
*one Zubat and one Ekans later*
"Wha-YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT GOOD!"
...Wait, are you saying my skill is supposed to be pre-set?
"Uh...well...Y'see...Oh, screw it. TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN"
...What the *bleep* is that even supposed to mean. Ah well, I'll just take this TM he had lying around and leave.
...Why do people leave CDs on the floor of a cavern, anyways? Seems like a place where it would be likely that they would get broken.
Meh? Looks like Team Poke Ball left some kid to guard this corner. I bet I could totally hide in a cardboard box right here, then jump out and KO him when he walks by. It'll be completely stea-
!
CURSE MY CHRONIC INABILITY TO HAVE ANY STEALTHINESS WHATSOEVER.
*a few beat-up Pokemon later*
Bleh. Thanks to you running into me, I'm gonna have to go back to the PC. I hope you're proud of yourself for wasting my time.
*does so*
Mkay, I'm ba-
Ha. I'll definitely sneak right past this fat oaf. Yep. He won't detect me at all. As long as I don't go on and on about how I'm going to sneak around him. Yep. Going right pa-
!
DANGIT
I find this weird moony stone thing over here. I think it might have come from the moon or something, but that doesn't make sense, because how would something from space end up underground?
Oh look, another ladder. Have you noticed yet that there are tons of those?
By the way, there are still tons of Zubats. I've just gotten so used to them that I'm not shouting about them anymore.Definitely not because I forgot about that gag and didn't want to rewrite this or anything.
Huh, this one is actually open instead of being just another tiny room. Could this be...*gasp*A WAY OUT?!?!
And here's some weird...rock...thing...wait, there's an instruction book.
"Throw this a Pokemon to un-KO it."
...Well. That's strange, but...I'll take it.
Random encounters have their perks.
Wha-ANOTHER TEAM ROCKET?! They're REALLY a thing?
"Uh...Sir...I know Johnny said he'd take care of him, but...He killed Johnny. And he's staring right at me. ...Uh, right, sorry sir, I'll be sure not to discuss this on a radio in front of him anymore so I don't risk spilling any details about how his whole life is-Dangit I did it again. Y'know what, sir? You just shouldn't trust me with a radio anymore.*click*Kay kid, come with me so we can erase your memory."
...You're nuts, you know that?
*two KO'd Pokemon later*
"Dang, you're too good. K. I'll just leave now."
...You're not going to do that blasting off thing?
"Wha-*bleep* that. A kid just beat me in a fight, isn't that embarassment enough?"
Uh...Kay then. Cya.
...WAIT WAIT NO I NEED TO ASK YOU he's gone. Great.
Ugh. Sometime, this thing will become a badass dragon. I just have to wait...Ugh...
...Huh. There have been significantly less Zubats arou-
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! W-W-WHAT IS THAT?!?! N-n-no! Stay away from me! GET IN THE BALL!
(I couldn't fit the second word of his name. "Abomination".
P-phew...Okay..You're all contained now...I'll never have to look into your..Soulless eyes again...Your disfigured face...Your horrific features...I don't know if I'll ever be myself again...Not after that...
ANOTHER one?
"Hey kid, I know you're having a good time and all, but I really need you ro-"
Yeah. How about I just beat you like I did all your friends?
"Yeah, right."
*about half a minute later*
"W-W-WHAT?!?!"
Yep. You lost.
"GYAAAAGH! TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"
...seriously, what is that supposed to mean?
Alright, moving o-Oh hey, another moon stone. Dunno why I'm picking these up, not like they'll ever be useful.
Now who's this ne-
"STAY AWAY! MY FOSSILSES! My fossilses, yes..."
Oh right, the fossils. Stand aside, I want o-
"NO! They are MY fossilses! My preciouses!"
...Sounds like as good an excuse to battle as any.
...That's your Pokemon? looks more like a pile of mud.*KO*Now then...
...A giant fart bubble?*KOs*Seriously, do you have anything that's actually threate-
OH *BLEEP*, CALM DOWN MAN
"Eh heh eh..Riddlyes...These fossilses are mines..."
QUICK, HE'S DISTRACTED! USE EMBER!
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*sigh*Fine, you win. Take one."
...Wait, why aren't you talking like that anymore?
"I just do that to scare people off. Now, do you want one or not?"
Wha-ONLY one? But I-*sigh*Fine, I choose...
*down the ladder*
It looks like there's nothing here, but there are really more of those shroom-crab things. I should probably try to use those. No bad trip could be worse than *bleep*ing Zubat flu. Not to mention I still have that Caterpie fever.
Another ladder...? Heh. I wonder if there's a BIG SCARY TEEEEAAAAM ROOOOOOOOCKEEEEEEET HIDEOUT down there.
...Y'know what? Putting your hideout inside another team's hideout is kind of clever, in a way, I mean no one would ever suspect it. Oh well, that guy was just insa-
"Wha-no, sir. I didn't mean for him to run into us. I mean, we knew the kid was dumb, but we didn't think he was stupid enough to run into a pit apparently full of deadly creatures. ...OK, it was a shoddy cover for our trooper there, but it's not like he's listening to me talk on the phone to our glorious leader or anything. Yessir, he's completely una-"
W-wh-wha-WHA-TEAM ROCKET?!?! YOU GUYS REALLY ARE REAL?!?!
"...well, there goes my job, then. Kay kid, I'm sure you're nice and all, and I didn't want to have to do this, but, uh...I'm gonna have to kill you now."
...Riiiight.
"Dude. I'm a professional trainer. Some runt from Pallet Town won't have a chance once people actually start trying."
BRING IT ON.
Wha-only 2 Pokemon? If you're supposedly a professional, shouldn't you be hauling 6 with you?
"I...Uh...Left all my Pokeballs in my other pants."
Okay. And lemme guess, they're all Zubats and Rattatas?
"SHUTU-I mean...No."
You "professionals" are pathetic, you know that?
*one Zubat and one Ekans later*
"Wha-YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT GOOD!"
...Wait, are you saying my skill is supposed to be pre-set?
"Uh...well...Y'see...Oh, screw it. TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN"
...What the *bleep* is that even supposed to mean. Ah well, I'll just take this TM he had lying around and leave.
...Why do people leave CDs on the floor of a cavern, anyways? Seems like a place where it would be likely that they would get broken.
Meh? Looks like Team Poke Ball left some kid to guard this corner. I bet I could totally hide in a cardboard box right here, then jump out and KO him when he walks by. It'll be completely stea-
!
CURSE MY CHRONIC INABILITY TO HAVE ANY STEALTHINESS WHATSOEVER.
*a few beat-up Pokemon later*
Bleh. Thanks to you running into me, I'm gonna have to go back to the PC. I hope you're proud of yourself for wasting my time.
*does so*
Mkay, I'm ba-
Ha. I'll definitely sneak right past this fat oaf. Yep. He won't detect me at all. As long as I don't go on and on about how I'm going to sneak around him. Yep. Going right pa-
!
DANGIT
I find this weird moony stone thing over here. I think it might have come from the moon or something, but that doesn't make sense, because how would something from space end up underground?
Oh look, another ladder. Have you noticed yet that there are tons of those?
By the way, there are still tons of Zubats. I've just gotten so used to them that I'm not shouting about them anymore.Definitely not because I forgot about that gag and didn't want to rewrite this or anything.
Huh, this one is actually open instead of being just another tiny room. Could this be...*gasp*A WAY OUT?!?!
And here's some weird...rock...thing...wait, there's an instruction book.
"Throw this a Pokemon to un-KO it."
...Well. That's strange, but...I'll take it.
Random encounters have their perks.
Wha-ANOTHER TEAM ROCKET?! They're REALLY a thing?
"Uh...Sir...I know Johnny said he'd take care of him, but...He killed Johnny. And he's staring right at me. ...Uh, right, sorry sir, I'll be sure not to discuss this on a radio in front of him anymore so I don't risk spilling any details about how his whole life is-Dangit I did it again. Y'know what, sir? You just shouldn't trust me with a radio anymore.*click*Kay kid, come with me so we can erase your memory."
...You're nuts, you know that?
*two KO'd Pokemon later*
"Dang, you're too good. K. I'll just leave now."
...You're not going to do that blasting off thing?
"Wha-*bleep* that. A kid just beat me in a fight, isn't that embarassment enough?"
Uh...Kay then. Cya.
...WAIT WAIT NO I NEED TO ASK YOU he's gone. Great.
Ugh. Sometime, this thing will become a badass dragon. I just have to wait...Ugh...
...Huh. There have been significantly less Zubats arou-
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! W-W-WHAT IS THAT?!?! N-n-no! Stay away from me! GET IN THE BALL!
(I couldn't fit the second word of his name. "Abomination".
P-phew...Okay..You're all contained now...I'll never have to look into your..Soulless eyes again...Your disfigured face...Your horrific features...I don't know if I'll ever be myself again...Not after that...
ANOTHER one?
"Hey kid, I know you're having a good time and all, but I really need you ro-"
Yeah. How about I just beat you like I did all your friends?
"Yeah, right."
*about half a minute later*
"W-W-WHAT?!?!"
Yep. You lost.
"GYAAAAGH! TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"
...seriously, what is that supposed to mean?
Alright, moving o-Oh hey, another moon stone. Dunno why I'm picking these up, not like they'll ever be useful.
Now who's this ne-
"STAY AWAY! MY FOSSILSES! My fossilses, yes..."
Oh right, the fossils. Stand aside, I want o-
"NO! They are MY fossilses! My preciouses!"
...Sounds like as good an excuse to battle as any.
...That's your Pokemon? looks more like a pile of mud.*KO*Now then...
...A giant fart bubble?*KOs*Seriously, do you have anything that's actually threate-
OH *BLEEP*, CALM DOWN MAN
"Eh heh eh..Riddlyes...These fossilses are mines..."
QUICK, HE'S DISTRACTED! USE EMBER!
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*sigh*Fine, you win. Take one."
...Wait, why aren't you talking like that anymore?
"I just do that to scare people off. Now, do you want one or not?"
Wha-ONLY one? But I-*sigh*Fine, I choose...
