Tuxedo Ridley LeafGreen: YOU DECIDE!!!

Hey, look, a poll, I guess. Not like anyone cares.

  • OBJECTION! I care!

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Nah, you're right, no one cares. Give up already.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    1
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Well, I guess I'm naming it Majesty and why would you even think of that
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You have no idea how many dirty jokes I had to resist here
Wait, what? No I didn't! You ran up to me!
"HE TOUCHED ME! HE TOU-"
Ugh. Well, may as well shut this thing up.
*One dismembered Jigglypuff later*
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Yes. Your Pokemon are all dead. It is over. You have lost. Now go home and cry.
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Ugh. I think there's a PC around here somewhere, and I could honestly use it at this point...
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Wait, a tunnel? OH *BLEEP* WE'RE HEADING INTO ZUBAT COUNTRY
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Oh great, Zubat Country is on a hill too. Is that a trainer right the-
"Oh! Wow! You got the Boulder Badge from Brock! He's a real cool dude, I wanna be just like him someday."
...you don't want to be just like he is right now. Trust me.
Anyways, some derp tripped over a Geodude(how do you even accomplish that) and we're at the top of that hill.
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AND WE WILL ENTER ZUBAT COUNTRY after a visit to the PC.
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Ha. You really thought I was gonna enter right there didn't you? Nope.
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Hey, who's that shady-looking bald dude over there?
"Oh, him? He came in a while ago mumbling something about selling product."
Oh, cool, product, I haven't had that stuff since two episodes ago.
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Yeah man, I heard you can hook me up with some, ah...substance.
"...what're you talking about, laddie?"
...What're YOU talking about?
"I'm a Magikarp salesman."
...Oh. Well, uh...Yeah. I wanted to buy a Magikarp. I knew you sold them cause I'm secretly a Psychic-type. Not like I wanted to buy any ambiguously legal objects or anything...
"500 yen for one."
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HEY LOOK THE POLL IS ACTUALLY USEFUL AGAIN, GO VOTE WITH IT
 
Tuxedo Ridley said:
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Well, I guess I'm naming it Majesty and why would you even think of that
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Nidoqueen

duh

Now that I think about it Toxic Rat would have been better
 
The vote's tied. Y'know, if you people are just going to force me to decide, there's not much of a point in having "YOU DECIDE!!!" in the thread title.
 
FYI: I'm starting a session with the official results as of now. MAGIKARP PREPARE TO BE PURCHASED
 
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(MAGIkarp...If it has MAGIC in its name, then clearly it is an AWESOME FISH OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT IS TOTALLY NOT HELPLESS IN ANY WAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Yeah, sure, why not.
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..."Outrageous"? I'm starting to get the feeling that this fish isn't as useful as I think it is...Nah, I'm sure I'm imagining things.
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'Cause it's clearly the best fish of them a-actually, I'll admit it, after all those years of living in Pallet Town, I have no idea what a Magikarp is. Better resort to the internet.
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Alright, so, time to look up what a Magikarp is. And I'm definitely not getting distra-
*some time later*
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LOL, THEY'RE HAVING A FISH PLAY VIDEO GA-
...wait.
That looks suspiciously like what's occurred in my life thus far portrayed on a modern video game system.
...is my life all set up for some multi-billion dollar franchi-
Wait this wasn't what I came on the internet to do.
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Ah, good ol' Bulbapedia, containing every detail on anything I need to know about the world.
Way better than that Wikipedia, all they have is cheap fanon on some show. Can't believe I spent several hours looking at that *bleep*.

So, anyways, Magikarp is ABSOLUTELY USELESS?! GET BACK HERE YOU SHADY SALESMA-he's gone. Great. There goes 500 ye-
WAIT A MINUTE
Says right here that if I somehow manage to throw it at things enough times...Uh huh...IT TRANSFORMS INTO A HUGE SEA DRAGON?!?! I MUST HAVE IT!
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I can train it in this ca-wait, no, there are still things I need to catch out here. Cave will have to wait.
*some running through the grass later*
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Yes, Superfish. Begin your training. Though you are weak and pathetic and worthless now, you will soon be a force to be feared.
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Oh hey, that's nice too.
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OH C'MON! Look, I've caught a lot of things, but you really want me to catch a JIGGLYPUFF?!!? IT'S JUST A FLUFFY PINK MARSHMELLOW!
*sigh*Well, I guess I better catch it. If nothing else I can make fluffy pink s'mores.
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Ok, ok, someone direct me to the nearest campfire, now.
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Wha-there are no campfires on this route? Drat.
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Another one of those poison rat things? Eh, guess having two can't hurt.
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(again)
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And that's all I need to accomplish in this route, so...
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I WILL ADVENTURE INTO THIS CAVE in the next part.

Do you know why I called you here?
N-n-no, si-
Because your insolence almost cost us very dearly.
I-I-I-
QUIET. I have had enough of your incompetence. You are fired.
...literally. USE FLAMETHROWER!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!