So I go into 1-3.
Really nothing special going on here, except for super stealth-ninja goombas who run so fucking fast that they're impossible to dodge. Ugh.
Kamek's doing some shit here but I decided to ignore the "storyline" of this game anyways so I just skip all dialogue.
Yeah, I vaguely recall that there was a secret exit behind the waterfall in this level (from when I last played this game in '12). On the way there is a question mark box that gives you like 5 of these earthquake steel hammers and it respawns everytime you reenter the level, so yay for that.
Anyways, except for that this level is really boring (which is a good thing seeing as the boring levels in this game are better than those where stuff happens (aka where youre actually forced to pay attention)), which is why I don't have any pictures here, so enjoy this pic of a cat.
After this level there is 1-4. World 1-4 is easily the worst level so far. And here's why.
So the first time I played this game I was confused because there are little to no hints on how you get the windmill to give away that damn door. Then I figured out how you can actually place a sticker next to it. After that I tried all the stickers, which obviously didn't work. At all.
But now I remembered how to use the fan! Well, that's about it. Because there is that stupid combo-lock inside the windmill that I forgot about. After spending 10 minutes trying to figure out the combination I decided to first go into 1-5.
Level 1-5 is actually a good level compared to the rest of the game. Which sucks even more because after beating it I still had no clue about 1-4 whatsoever.
Figures I missed a warp pipe in the lower left corner of the first room. Gr8. So after that you come across this Toad who is too stupid to jump over a fence, and you gotta escort him to the town. But here's the deal:
THIS ROOM. I'm being serious, I jumped over the first fucking beetle from the right nearly a dozen times, so that it hit the fucking Toad who's being a bitch and runs away into his corner to cry.
THIS FUCKING BEETLE. OMG THE RAGE. I WAS WILLED TO TAKE MY 3DS, THROW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW AND JOIN THAT TOAD IN CRYING.
But eventually I've beaten the level. I'm way too fucking pissed right now, so here's the deal:
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAACNUKEnRW3-lQ
SEE YOU IN HELL YOU STUPID BEETLE.