Princess Peach and the Dream Dilemma

Peachfreak

PEACH 4 EVA!!!!!!!
Princess Peach and the Dream Dilemma
By: Peachfreak
(This is first scene. PEACH is dreaming about MARIO and BOWSER as they both ask for her hand in marriage. This takes place in BOWSER’S lair.)
PEACH: You guys, I don’t know who I want to marry…
MARIO and BOWSER: Pick me! (@ Same time)
MARIO: Come on-a Peach! You have always been the eye of my apple.
BOWSER: (To Mario) The apple of my eye, retard! Don’t listen to him Peachykins! I have only stolen you out of love, as you have stolen my heart.
MARIO: Corny Mac corny pants!
PEACH: Guys, I…
BOWSER: Oh no you didn’t!
MARIO: Oh yes I… DID!
BOSWER: You want to go fool?
MARIO: What-a gonna do? Sit on me? Hee hee!
BOWSER: Oh that is IT! (BOWSER jumps trying to land on MARIO, which MARIO runs out of the way and accidentally lands on PEACH.)
PEACH: (From underneath BOWSER) Get off me you fat bastard!!!
BOWSER: (BOWSER gets up and runs backstage sniffling) What’s so special about him?
MARIO: That’s right you betta run! (Turns to PEACH)
PEACH: You knew I’d never pick Bowser, right?
MARIO: (Sarcastically) No, I had-a no idea! (PEACH and MARIO lean in to kiss when TOAD starts to wake her up.)
TOAD: Peach! Peach! (Starts to shake her) Peach!
PEACH: Huh? What?
TOAD: Wake up! We have a long day of planning ahead!
PEACH: Yes. The Mushroom ball.(Pause) Do you know you just woke me up from the best, most painful dream of my life?
TOAD: Is that a good thing…
PEACH: NO!
TOAD: I’m so sorry Princess, but you requested a wake up call and I’m it!
PEACH: I know, but in my dream I-
TOADSWORTHS VOICE: Toad, you are needed in the kitchen!
TOAD: I’ll be right there! Sorry Princess, you must tell me later! (Exits)
PEACH: Well, I better get ready. (PEACH goes to her vanity)
(Scene two, PEACH is in the council chamber discussing plans for the royal Mushroom ball with TOAD. She is in her usual pink princess Attire.)
TOAD: Peach, I think that we should make Mario our guest of honor, seeing that he defeats Bowser on a regular basis, and he also destroyed those giant fire-breathing mega gophers.
PEACH: Mario even defeated Bowser in my dream. All right, Toad. You have a deal. Mario shall be guest of honor. He is quite the hero.
TOADSWORTH: Toad! Come Quickly! You must fill out some papers in order to place the porter potties in the… Peach um… we are having the ball in the courtyard, correct?
PEACH: Correct Toadsw-
TOADSWORTH: In the courtyard! Do come Quickly Toadigan. Do come! (Exits)
PEACH: Toadigan? (Giggles) You never told me that was your name. I thought it was just plain Toad!
TOAD: ‘Why would anyone named their kid Toad? That is not a real name.’ That is what my Dad used to say. I asked him if I could change it to Toad and he said no. Once I got out of the house every single person I met, I would introduce myself as Toad. Then I met you. Toadsworth hired me to be your assistant and when I signed up, the papers required me to use my full name. Toadsworth is the only one who knew but then he just then spilled the beans in front of you.
PEACH: Wow. ‘Cuz, you know-
TOADSWORTH’S VOICE: Toadigan!
PEACH: It’s like he has some sorta of hearing device, and every time I’m talking to you he steps on my words!!!
TOAD: I must be going. If you’d fill out that list for me it would save me a lot of chitchat and time.
TOADSWORTH’S VOICE: TOADIGAN!!!!!!
TOAD: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! (Storms out mumbling “why does he call me that? I specifically told him not to!”)
PEACH: This is a really long list. (Yawn) What a bore. (Peach writes a few things, and then begins to dose off. Now we enter Peaches dream which is the same as the first, but with a different ending)
PEACH: You guys, I don’t know who I want to marry…
MARIO and BOWSER: Pick me! (@ Same time)
MARIO: Come on-a Peach! You have always been the eye of my apple.
BOWSER: (To Mario) The apple of my eye, retard! Don’t listen to him Peachykins! I have only stolen you out of love, as you have stolen my heart.
MARIO: Corny Mac corny pants!
PEACH: Guys, I…
BOWSER: Oh no you didn’t!
MARIO: Oh yes I… DID!
BOSWER: You want to go fool?
MARIO: What-a gonna do? Sit on me?
BOWSER: Oh that is IT! (BOWSER jumps landing on MARIO.)
PEACH: Wow Bowser! You’re so manly and strong.
BOWSER: I am?
MARIO: (still trapped under BOWSER) He is?
BOWSER: I mean… Of course I am! So Peach, who is it gonna be? (He steps off of MARIO)
MARIO: Mama-Mia!
PEACH: Bowser! I realize that every time you have kidnapped me, it was out of love!
MARIO: NO!!! WHY???
PEACH: Mario, even you knew it would never work between us! Come on Bowser. (Giggles. BOWSER picks her up and carries her off-stage. Toad, once again wakes PEACH up.)
TOAD: My goodness Peach! Have you had some loss of sleep?
PEACH: No. (still a little dingy) Dude. That was some serious Déjà vu.
TOAD: What do you mean? No, no. We don’t have time for talk. Did you finish the list? (Peach gives an ‘ I’m pretending to be innocent’ Smile)
TOAD: Peach…
PEACH: I’m sorry! It is just SO boring!
TOAD: Well, we’ll discuss it later.
PEACH: Yes. Later would be good. (They both leave the council chamber.)
( Scene 3. It is now the Mushroom Ball. PEACH and TOAD are dancing as they wait for MARIO to arrive. TOAD is wearing a blue coat with golden buttons. He has a pair of golden gloves. Peach is in her current dress from the new Super Smash bros. Brawl.)
PEACH: Oh Toad! I love the decorations!
TOAD: I know.(He has an ‘I am all that’ attitude.)
PEACH: And the professional piano player! She is wonderful!
TOAD: I know.
PEACH: Wow Toad! You have really out done yourself!
TOAD: I know and it wasn’t cheap either!
TOADSWORTH: (Runs out yelling) Hold Everything!!! Princess!!! (Catches his breath) I have some terrible news Princess. Mar- Mar-
PEACH: Spit it out!
Mario has been killed!
PEACH: Huh? WHAT?No. No, no he isn’t dead. No.
TOADSWORTH: I’m sorry to bring such unpleasant tidings Princess. Bowser had trapped Mario in his lair by tricking him into thinking it was a new restaurant.
PEACH: Why did he have to love food so much? (She begins to cry) I must go and rest.
TOAD: Are you sure your so-called ‘Tidings’ accurate?
TOADSWORTH: Yes. They are sad, but true.
TOAD: And where did you receive this info?
TOADSWORTH: I was walking by his place after buying the balloons. I heard some screaming and some evil laughing and I looked in the window to see Bowser’s foot on the stomach of Mario’s dead body.
TOAD: But he-
TOADSWORTH: Toad, You must learn not to be such a hard head. When the evidence adds up, it most of the time means something has happened. One of those days I will teach you that but right now we must go and comfort Peach, young Toadigan.
TOAD: (Grabs TOADSWORTH by his purple jacket) DON”T EVER-I REPEAT EVER-CALL ME TOADIGAN!!!!
TOADSWORTH: Okay okay! Come Toad to comfort Peach! She needs us now more than ever.


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Peachfreak

PEACH 4 EVA!!!!!!!
Princess Peach and the Dream Dilemma
By: Peachfreak
Part 2
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ALREADY READ THE FIRST PART YOU ARE OKAY WITH SPOILING THE SURPRISE.





(Scene 4. The “death” scene. This scene is what actually took place before Toadsworth saw what he saw.)
BOWSER: Finally, Mario will pay for this injustice! Those Mega Gophers were very expensive. But now I have him and Peach! MWAAHAAHAAHA-(cough) (cough). I need a lozenge. (Takes lozenge. While he is still sucking on his lozenge, Mario bursts through the door, causing Bowser to swallow it in fear.)
MARIO: Is this da new restaurant? I’m-a hungry! Mamma-Mia! Bowser? Are you-a working here? My, my. Times must be tough-a.
BOWSER: That was so funny I forgot to laugh. But not as funny as this. Knock-knock.
MARIO: Oooh! I love me a knock-knock! Who is-a there?
BOWSER: Cage drop activate. (A cage begins to drop on Mario.)
MARIO: Cage drop-a activate who- oh my. That was not-a funny!
BOWSER: Oh, but it was for me! MWHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!
MARIO: How long are you gonna keep me in-a here?
BOWSER: Just until the toxic pit is finished.
MARIO: Toxic (gulp) p-p-pit?
BOWSER: That’s right.
MARIO: Bowser! You let-a me out of this thing-a right NOW-A! I’m the guest-a of honor at Peach’s party! She will be-a so disappointed at me if I don’t-a show.
BOWSER: Well that makes it even better! For me anyway.
MARIO: What do-a you have planed anyway? Besides frying me in toxic waste-a.
BOWSER: Well, since you can’t do anything about it, I’ll tell you. You see my mushroom amigo, which you really aren’t, but anyway, those Fire-Breathing Mega Gophers you defeated last week were of my creation.
MARIO: Imagine my shock-a.
BOWSER: Watch it little mister! That’s strike one! Anyway, they were also very pricey. But now, I will finally get you for all the sweat, blood, tears, and money I have poured into defeating you. That cage your in, it is made by star-power. Yup. It is totally invincible. Which means you can’t get out.
MARIO: I kinda figured that-a when you said-a it was made by star-power.
BOWSER: That’s strike two! By the by, do you see that machine over there? (he points)
MARIO: Yeah? So what-a?
BOWSER: This is the Dream-Machine. I made it to give Peach dreams that I composed. I gave her a dream that she would currently want. So she wouldn’t think she was crazy. Then I gave her that same dream with an alternate ending. She will keep getting dreams that will slowly brainwash her into being my queen. Every time she falls asleep I get an alert. I can give her a dream every time she falls asleep. Then I will have rid the world of you and I will take the Mushroom Kingdom.
MARIO: That’s a sick idea! You really live up-a to your evil potential-a.
BOWSER: (very arrogant) I know. (His stomach grumbles) oooh. I knew that bean burrito would give me trouble. (To Mario) Now don’t go anywhere! As if you had a choice. Hee hee! (Bowser leaves).
MARIO: I can’t believe him-a! (Mario see’s the key to the cage. He reaches for it.) Almost… got… it…. Yes-a! Now all I gotta do is-a surprise Bowser. (Mario hears Bowser’s footsteps.)
BOWSER: Whoo! Glad I got that out of my system… literally. (Bowser’s beeper goes off.) What’s this? (Pauses) Oh Mario! I have some good news! Well, good for me anyway. The pit is ready for you!
MARIO: (Pretending to be scared) Gulp! Oh-a no!
BOWSER: (Bowser buys Mario’s phony act.) Oh yes! Now where did I put that key?
MARIO: I thought I saw it-a over there.
BOWSER: Okay. (Kinda confused that Mario is helping himself to his fate.) I’ll um… look.
(Mario unlocks the cage and quietly gets out behind Bowser’s back.)
BOWSER: Well it’s not th- Mario!
MARIO: I won’t let-a you get away with-a this! (Attacks Bowser.)
BOWSER: I knew I should have put that key away! (Attacks back.)
(Toadsworth comes up and hears yelling and laughing. He looks up and see’s Bowser’s restaurant title “The Fiery Pit of Food and Death”. Then he looks in the window and sees Bowser’s foot on Mario’s “dead” body. He tries to get in but it is locked.)
TOADSWORTH: Oh my! This is horrible! (Runs off to tell everyone as the fight continues.)
MARIO: Get off-a me!!! (Kicks Bowser in his you know what)
BOWSER: ARGH!!!! OUCH!!!!
MARIO: (whispering to himself.) Hey Maybe I can-a get out-a!
BOWSER: Still in pain! Much, much pain!!!
MARIO: (whispering) Darn it’s-a locked.
BOWSER: You are mean! You know that? Just mean!
MARIO: I try. Look-a, I tried to get-a out and it didn’t work-a. So I give up-a. You win-a.
BOWSER: Yeah well I don’t think- Wait, I win? I win! I WIN!!!!
MARIO: So-a do whatever you are going to-a do now.
BOWSER: To the pit! (Grabs Mario and drags him to the pit.) Here we are! Isn’t it beautiful? (Bowser’s begins to tear up.) I promised myself (sniff) I wouldn’t do (sniff) this! (Suddenly stops crying) Okay I’m over it.
MARIO: Okay. Let’s get it-a over with-a.
BOWSER: All right then! Boys! (Clap clap) Escort Mario here to his doom!
KOOPA #1: Yes sir! (Him and the other Koopa’s come to get Mario.)
MARIO: (whispering) Here we go-a! (Kicks the Koopa’s into the pit.)
BOWSER: I figured this would happen.
MARIO: Bowser! Look-a! It’s-a Peach!
BOWSER: What? Where? (Looks around while Mario grabs his tail.)
MARIO: Gotcha!
BOWSER: Man!
MARIO: Now Bowser. I have to go save my place as guest of honor. (Throws him in the pit.)
BOWSER: Mario… MA…RIO…
MARIO: Goodbye now! (climbs out the window.)
 

Peachfreak

PEACH 4 EVA!!!!!!!
Peach didn't kill off Mario.
 

ShyGuy27

The Cardinal is dead -- long live The Cardinal!
Peachfreak said:
Peach didn't kill off Mario.
I'll explain, since you obviously don't uderstand. You killed mario, who I like. I killed Peach, who you like. We're even.
 

Peachfreak

PEACH 4 EVA!!!!!!!
okay then
 

Peachfreak

PEACH 4 EVA!!!!!!!
Please stay on subject
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
ShyGuy27 said:
Peachfreak said:
Peach didn't kill off Mario.
I'll explain, since you obviously don't uderstand. You killed mario, who I like. I killed Peach, who you like. We're even.
And I kill both of you! Now we're really even. ;D
 
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