Do you know where these NES quotes come from?
Hello! You found my shop of strange and wonderful things!
The game doesn't start until you say YES.
NOW IT IS THE BEGINNING OF A FANTASTIC STORY! LET US MAKE A JOURNEY TO THE CAVE OF MONSTERS!
LOOSE WEIGHT AND RIDE THE ELEVATORS
A WINNER IS YOU!
RETURN OF GANON
SAVE SYLVIA FROM MR. X
THIS IS A NEUTRAL AREA. ALL ACTS OF HOSTILITIES ARE PROHIBITED IN THIS AREA. IF VIOLATED, YOU WILL BE ATTACKED.
See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Come! Wash your face!
TELL MIKE TO DIP MY LETTER IN WATER....
OUCH! WHAT DO YOU DO?
BERLIN AT NIGHT... AN IRON CURTAIN JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!
I'm invincible!
YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.
OH BOY! MARK SOUP!
TAKE ANY ONE YOU WANT.
IT'S A SAD THING THAT YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE ENDED HERE!!
I FEEL ASLEEP!!
I hold your city captive & Ryan's girlfriend hostage.
IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
HIDE PETER HIDE AWK! DO ME SO FAR, DO ME?
You need peace of mind. I will meditate with you.
WHERE'S Dr. WILEY?... OH NO, TOO LATE.
GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE, YOU NERD!
WHAT DO YA SAY! TRY BUYING FROM ME.
BERNARD! DON'T BE A TUNA HEAD!
Hold RESET while you turn POWER off!
LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME.
I AM ERROR.
A Slime draws near! Command?
1997, October 1, The END DAY.
WHAT, YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT AGAINST ME? YOU DAMN FOOL.
LET ME REMOVE THE EGGPLANT CURSE
THIS ROOM IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY! MAKE RAPID PROGRES!
I DRINK TO PREPARE FOR A FIGHT. TONIGHT I AM VERY PREPARED!
EASTMOST PENNINSULA IS THE SECRET
SORRY, I'M DEAD.
Oh, it's terrible! The King has been transformed! Please find the Magic Wand so we can change him back.
WELCOME TO WARP ZONE!
....TCELES B HSUP A magic spell?
Just a girl. Get out of here!
FLY AWAY
PAY ME FOR THE DOOR REPAIR CHARGE.
JOIN THE NINTENDO FUN CLUB TODAY! MAC.
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.
BARF!
THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
The game doesn't start until you say YES.
NOW IT IS THE BEGINNING OF A FANTASTIC STORY! LET US MAKE A JOURNEY TO THE CAVE OF MONSTERS!
LOOSE WEIGHT AND RIDE THE ELEVATORS
A WINNER IS YOU!
RETURN OF GANON
SAVE SYLVIA FROM MR. X
THIS IS A NEUTRAL AREA. ALL ACTS OF HOSTILITIES ARE PROHIBITED IN THIS AREA. IF VIOLATED, YOU WILL BE ATTACKED.
See your face upon the clean water. How dirty! Come! Wash your face!
TELL MIKE TO DIP MY LETTER IN WATER....
OUCH! WHAT DO YOU DO?
BERLIN AT NIGHT... AN IRON CURTAIN JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!
I'm invincible!
YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.
OH BOY! MARK SOUP!
TAKE ANY ONE YOU WANT.
IT'S A SAD THING THAT YOUR ADVENTURES HAVE ENDED HERE!!
I FEEL ASLEEP!!
I hold your city captive & Ryan's girlfriend hostage.
IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
HIDE PETER HIDE AWK! DO ME SO FAR, DO ME?
You need peace of mind. I will meditate with you.
WHERE'S Dr. WILEY?... OH NO, TOO LATE.
GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE, YOU NERD!
WHAT DO YA SAY! TRY BUYING FROM ME.
BERNARD! DON'T BE A TUNA HEAD!
Hold RESET while you turn POWER off!
LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME.
I AM ERROR.
A Slime draws near! Command?
1997, October 1, The END DAY.
WHAT, YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT AGAINST ME? YOU DAMN FOOL.
LET ME REMOVE THE EGGPLANT CURSE
THIS ROOM IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY! MAKE RAPID PROGRES!
I DRINK TO PREPARE FOR A FIGHT. TONIGHT I AM VERY PREPARED!
EASTMOST PENNINSULA IS THE SECRET
SORRY, I'M DEAD.
Oh, it's terrible! The King has been transformed! Please find the Magic Wand so we can change him back.
WELCOME TO WARP ZONE!
....TCELES B HSUP A magic spell?
Just a girl. Get out of here!
FLY AWAY
PAY ME FOR THE DOOR REPAIR CHARGE.
JOIN THE NINTENDO FUN CLUB TODAY! MAC.
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.
BARF!
THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
