You know your a n00b when-

[Stargatedalek]

You know you're a noob when you think Ditto is a good pokemon

ditto to that

 

[MCS]

You know you're a noob when you always play Heavy in TF2.

 

[User4042]

you know you're a noob when you think that the sleep ability in kirby restores your health (like rest in pokemon)

 

[MCS]

You know you're a noob when you think Magikarp is useful.

 

[LN1]

You know you're a noob when you fall on the bottomless pit when there was a fence around it.

 

[IceShadow1199]

You know you're a noob when you think Magikarp is useful.

The only useful things about Magikarp is Flail and it's evolution.

 

[MCS]

You know you're a noob when you don't know how to move in a video game.

 

[LN1]

You know you're a noob when you don't know how to move in a video game.

What if it's a video game you're not supposed to move?

You know you're a noob when you think projectiles hit instantly(this applies to multiple games you know)

 

[MCS]

You know you're a noob when you use the Phlogstinator in TF2.

 

[Cirdec]

You know you're a noob if you think Unown is useful.

 

[IceShadow1199]

You know you're a noob when you spam Special moves in SSBB.

 

[LN1]

You know you're a noob when you use the Phlogstinator in TF2.

It has its uses. Haven't used one personally. Don't wanna get into a rant about it.

You know you're a noob when you try to jump manually in any The Legend of Zelda game.