What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Mario4Ever]

You are an inanimate anomaly, but an anomaly not worth consideration.

 

[Stargatedalek]

inanimate, and it can talk?
is it a micro thin robot or something?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

You human beings are so amusing. After all, one of us sparked the civil war... Killed an innocent girl.

 

[Stargatedalek]

you sure this things inanimate?
seems like an AI to me....

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

You must be an alchemist!

 

[Stargatedalek]

wait who me?
no


*turns around*
hey guys!!
I'm pretty sure its animate, it can hold a conversation so.......yah

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

*me marks your hand*

now you're a homonculus.

 

[Stargatedalek]

oi
what was that for

*tries to wash off*
goddammit

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

You are almost immortal.

 

[Stargatedalek]

sweet

what now though?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

You have regenaration powers. But it is not infinite. And you obey me and the Father.

 

[Stargatedalek]

so, I don't get to rule the universe?

 

[Mario4Ever]

Not as you are, no.