What if your avatar met the avatar above?

*pets poor pikachu*
 
*eats would have been predator, spits out pikachu*
seriously, you thought that guy was me, who just ate you

for a mammal you are really pointy, and sour, felt like eating a bundle of soggy wires and fur
 
What a peculiar creature...not worth my time

*teleports behind Pikachu, kicks it, and then steps on its back before it can get up*
 
For shame!!! That was an inocent animal!!! :'( I have no choice but to squish you with my mega mushroom.
 
Don't worry my little friend! I will squish that no-do-gooder like no tommorow.
 
Well, I changed my mind about squishing mario4ever... (...as long as if he NEVER squishes an innocent animal for no-good reason.) *pets pikachu again*
 
*chuckles at pikachus mishaps*

HOLLY SHIT YOU JUST KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....meh......
.....I'm good with that....
*brofist*