Pyro's Boring Beyond Reason Kirby Invaders from the Dark LP

[Pyro]

Well, these LPs have become popular, so I decided to do some shit with a Kirby fangame. I should have Part 1 up soon.

 

[Nabber]

Never heard of this but okay.

 

[Pyro]

As always. Right, Kirby?

oh god this music is loud

nice level name. also pun warning "LETS COOK SOME MARSH MEADOWS GUYS!"

Yay, a Museum - wait I don't give a shit about beam how did I open that anyways?

WHAT THE HELL IS KIRBY DOING

Alright, first level! Wait, why am I standing in midair?

Dammit sir kibble stop hitting me

OH MY GOD FLOATING BLUE LINES

oh wait that's just water

also FOOD i really needed that because as you can see my health is low

Oooh, Plasma.

Wait, Kirby's doing something shitty again...

...And Clean's here as well.

What, you've never heard of Clean? It was in Dream Land 3, you idiots!

we're sweeping the level together forever!

Skulldug dropped in at this moment and hit Printscreen. Fuck.

If this was a video, you could see that the Waddle Dee over there is having a spasm.

yeah enemies try and touch me

Alright, first level done and now I have Yo-Yo?

Aw, shit, what do you mean I can't do the down move? FUCK

...why is kirby blurry

Just in a battle with Paint Roller as a mini-boss (?) and now I have the Paint ability! Now a regular ability instead of the stupid one-time use version.

...and as soon as I have a cool ability I get hit by a Shotzo.

WELL. That's the end of Part 1.

Also if you look in the bottom left i do indeed have the ice ability