Hermione decided to apply science to magic when she tried to use a Portal Gun. Then she realized she was in the 2nd dimension and got squashed to death. The End
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Dirk Strider. He was handsome, intelligent, and had a nice pair of shades that covered his visage. One day, he woke up and discovered there was no one around him! No Cal, Squarewave, not even his apartment was there. Thus, his lips were permanently pursed in a neutral line. The end.