Great and funny AVGN quotes

GalacticPetey

Donkey Kong
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We have a thread for Chugga's quotes, now here's some from the nerd. Be warned, strong language in some of these.

"Cowabunga. COW-A FUCKIN-PIECE-OF-DOGSHIT!" -TMNT

"AAAAASS! FUUUUCK!" -Topgun
 

BEEEEEAAARRRS

how about a rousing game of pool
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"Man, if we had the Cheetahmen fighting Chester the Cheetah, that shit would be the motherfucking ass." - action 52

"That squirrel does some weird shit. One moment its sleeping, then it wakes up and starts running around everywhere. Then he's climbing his tree- and right over it. Look, he's climbing the sky!" - bible games

"Well, we can't play any games, but at least we can look at them." Sits around staring at 5200 game demos chugging a beer. - atari 5200
 

GalacticPetey

Donkey Kong
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"I got something to blow the lid off the crap barrel. Time to flick the shit switch and turn of the diarrhea dial! It's bible Game, ON CD-I!" -Bible Games II
 
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