Your Top Five Whatever

Scarecrow von Steuben

I'm very friendly.
It doesn't have to be five, that just seemed to be a convenient number.

My picks:

TV Shows
5. 30 Rock
4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Firefly
2. Arrested Development
1. Community

Songs
14. "1979," by Smashing Pumpkins
13. "Remnants," by My Morning Jacket
12. "Slapped Actress," by Hold Steady
11. "Vaporize," by Broken Bells
10. "Risingson," by Massive Attack
9. "Calgary," by Bon Iver
8. "Stormy Weather," by Pixies
7. "There There," by Radiohead
6. "Near Dark," by Burial
5. "Black," by Pearl Jam
4. "This is a Low," by Blur
3. "Sunrise," by Childish Gambino
2. "Intervention," by Arcade Fire
1. "Subdivisions," by Rush

Albums
12. Adore, by Smashing Pumpkins
11. Spiderland, by Slint
10. Geogaddi, by Boards of Canada
9. Mezzanine, by Massive Attack
8. Evil Urges, by My Morning Jacket
7. Stay Positive, by Hold Steady
6. Demon Days, by Gorillaz
5. Camp, by Childish Gambino
4. Untrue, by Burial
3. Bon Iver, Bon Iver, by Bon Iver
2. Funeral, by Arcade Fire
1. Kid A by Radiohead

Covers
3. "Reckoner," by Gnarls Barkley
2. "Hallelujah," by Jeff Buckley
1. "Hurt," by Johnny Cash

Remixes
5. "Public Pervert (Carlos D Remix)" by Interpol
4. "Little By Little (Caribou Remix)" by Radiohead
3. "Paradise Circus (Burial Remix)" by Massive Attack
2. "De-Punked" by Gorillaz
1. "Codex (Illum Sphere Remix)" by Radiohead

Movies
6. Toy Story
5. Batman Begins
4. Inception
3. Iron Man
2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
1. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Mario Games
5. Paper Mario & the Thousand Year Door
4. Super Paper Mario
3. Super Mario Sunshine
2. Super Mario Galaxy
1. Super Mario 64 (DS is the version I played, but it's basically the same as the original, I think)

Community lines
9. "Foosball is an evil game, for evil people."
8. "Okay, after a while you start to get diminishing returns on the sexiness."
7. "Senor Chang is a man who cannot die."
6. "You're the opposite of Batman!"
5. "You're the worst."
4. "What is wrong with that cat? Is someone throwing it?"
3. "Checkmate, bitches."
2. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING!"
1. "Pop what, Magnitude?! Pop what?!"


If this thread already exists, my bad.
 
TV Shows

5. Criminal Minds
4. The Drew Carey Show
3. Coach
2. Supernatural
1. Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Songs

5. "Magneto and Titanium Man", by Paul McCartney and Wings
4. "Wild West Hero", by Electric Light Orchestra
3. "Voices in the Sky", by The Moody Blues
2. "Blackbird", by The Beatles
1. "Layla", by Derek and the Dominos

Bands

5. Led Zeppelin
4. Coldplay
3. Electric Light Orchestra
2. The Moody Blues
1. The Beatles

The Beatles songs

5. "I've Just Seen a Face"
4. "Long, Long, Long"
3. "Two of Us"
2. "In My Life"
1. "Blackbird"

The Moody Blues songs

5. "Never Comes the Day"
4. "Tuesday Afternoon"
3. "I'm Just a Singer (In a Rock and Roll Band)"
2. "Cities"
1. "Voices in the Sky"

Electric Light Orchestra songs

5. "Rockaria!"
4. "The Diary of Horace Wimp"
3. "Xanadu"
2. "Mr. Blue Sky"
1. "Wild West Hero"

Coldplay songs

5. "Clocks"
4. "The Scientist"
3. "Speed of Sound"
2. "Politik"
1. "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall"

Led Zeppelin songs

5. "All My Love"
4. "When the Levee Breaks"
3. "Heartbreaker"
2. "Over the Hills and Far Away"
1. "Kashmir"

Movies

5. Help!
4. Rush Hour
3. The Avengers
2. The Muppets
1. Yellow Submarine
 
Songs

5. "Chop Suey" - System of a Down
4. "In the End" - Linkin Park
3. "In Bloom" - Nirvana
2. "The Pretender" - Foo Fighters
1. "Losing My Religion" - R.E.M.

Mario games

5. Super Mario Galaxy 2
4. Mario Kart DS
3. Super Mario 64/DS
2. Super Mario World
1. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Non-Mario Games

5. Star Fox 64
4. Banjo-Tooie
3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Rock Band 3
1. LittleBigPlanet 2

Artists

5. The Who
4. Paramore
3. R.E.M.
2. Foo Fighters
1. Nirvana
 
TV Shows
5. Bait Car
4. The Office
3. The Simpsons
2. Community
1. Family Guy

Movies
5. Star Wars (series)
4. Forrest Gump
3. Toy Story (series)
2. Harry Potter (series)
1. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Mario games
5. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
4. Super Mario Galaxy
3. Mario Kart Wii
2. Super Mario World
1. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Artists/Bands
5. Stevie Wonder
4. Nirvana
3. Linkin Park
2. Foo Fighters
1. AC/DC

Beatles songs
5. "Come Together"
4. "Birthday"
3. "Back In The USSR"
2. "I Am The Walrus"
1. "Helter Skelter"

Insane Clown Posse songs (lol)
5. "Piggy Pie"
4. "What Is A Juggalo?"
3. "Juggalo Island"
2. "Fuck The World"
1. "Miracles"

Linkin Park songs
5. "New Divide"
4. "Numb"
3. "In The End"
2. "Points Of Authority"
1. "Faint"

Metallica songs
5. "Cyanide"
4. "Master of Puppets"
3. "Harvester of Sorrow"
2. "Seek & Destroy"
1. "One"

Nirvana songs
5. "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
4. "Rape Me"
3. "Lithium"
2. "Breed"
1. "In Bloom"

Songs
5. "One" - Metallica
4. "Would?" - Alice In Chains
3. "In Bloom" - Nirvana
2. "Learn to Fly" - Foo Fighters
1. "Seven Nation Army" - The White Stripes

Professional teams
5. Real Madrid C.F.
4. Philadelphia Flyers
3. Baltimore Ravens
2. Oakland Athletics
1. San Jose Sharks
 
Rat said:
2. Community

You're clearly streets ahead.



Radiohead songs
6. "There There"
5. "Where I End & You Begin"
4. "Cuttooth"
3. "The Amazing Sounds of Orgy"
2. "A Wolf at the Door"
1. "Idioteque"

Bon Iver songs
5. "The Wolves (Act I and II)
4. "Holocene"
3. "Re: Stacks"
2. "Beth/Rest"
1. "Calgary"

Blur songs
5. "Coffee & TV"
4. "Chemical World"
3. "Parklife"
2. "The Universal"
1. "This is a Low"

Massive Attack songs
5. "Paradise Circus (Burial Remix)"
4. "Man Next Door"
3. "Safe From Harm"
2. "Risingson"
1. "Atlas Air"

Arcade Fire songs
5. "City With No Children"
4. "Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)"
3. "(Antichrist Television Blues)"
2. "Intervention"
1. "Rebellion (Lies)"

Riffs (piano, guitar, keyboard, bass, whatever)
5. "Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)" by Arcade Fire
4. "Daphne Descends" by Smashing Pumpkins
3. "Where I End and You Begin" by Radiohead
2. "Atlas Air" by Massive Attack
1. "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode

Songs that Creep Me Out (in a Good Way)
5. "Kid A," by Radiohead
4. "Starshine," by Gorillaz
3. "Climbing up the Walls," by Radiohead
2. "1969," by Boards of Canada
1. "Nosferatu Man," by Slint

Album Closing Tracks
5. "Don't Get Lost in Heaven/Demon Days," by Gorillaz
4. "Good Morning, Captain," by Slint
3. "This is a Low," by Blur [not technically the last track if you count the short outro song that follows, but I consider it the last full song on Parklife]
2. "A Wolf at the Door," by Radiohead
1. "Beth/Rest," by Bon Iver
 
Games
5. Digimon Rumble Arena 2
4. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness
3. Mario Party 3
2. PokePark Wii
1. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Movies
5. Hoodwinked
4. Surf's Up
3. Scott Pilgrim VS The World
2. Major Payne
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
 
Video Games

5. Portal
4. Cave Story
3. Super Mario Sunshine
2. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
1. Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

Mario games

5. Mario Party 2
4. Super Mario World
3. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
2. Super Mario Galaxy 2
1. Super Mario Sunshine

Fire Emblem games

5. Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
4. Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
3. Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword
2. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
1. Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

Metroid games

5. Metroid: Other M
4. Super Metroid
3. Metroid: Zero Mission
2. Metroid Fusion
1. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
 
Whoa! Lot of stuff to list!
Mario Games
5. Super Mario 64 DS
4. Super Mario Sunshine
3. Luigi's Mansion
2. Super Mario Galaxy
1. Mario Kart Wii

Non-Mario Games
5. World of Zoo
4. Thrillville Off the Rails
3. Cooking Mama
2. Pokemon Diamomd
1. Nintendogs+Cats: Toy Poodle and Friend

Books
5. The Candymakers
4. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix
2. Super Fudge
1. Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing

Songs
5. All the Way Britney Spears
4. AnimalKe$ha (one of the very few songs that's not innapropriate)
3. NSMBWii Desert Overworld
2. NSMBWii Castle theme
1. Speak Now Taylor Swift
 
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episodes
5. Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues
4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
3. Samson Vs. The Vampire Women
2. Squirm
1. Space Mutiny
 
Uncle's Lines from Jackie Chan Adventures
1. You want Uncle to cast reversal spell on J-Team, yes? Then you will STOP FOR ICE CREAM!
2. Uncle has it coming, Uncle had opportunity to warn Tohru, but did he? No, all because of silly argument. Now my apprentice is in danger of becoming demon. One more thing, Tohru was right, Uncle says "one more thing" too often.
3. One more thing, now we must find phone booth removal potion.
4. Get cracking! You have 11 more animals to locate!
5. Clean wax out of ears! Uncle said "demon chi", not demons themselves!