Give the next poster an item

[TinTinfinite]

*attaches flamethrower into a machine gun which is attached into a tank, and kills Tingle*

Next user gets dead Tingle and an atomic bomb.

 

[NEXandGBX]

*accidentally blows up Misty with it*
...oops.

Next user gets a dead Tingle and Misty's ashes.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*Burys both*

Next user gets Tingle's biggest fan.

 

[TinTinfinite]

*breaks Tingle fan's neck*

Next user gets a Tingle-flavoured cake.

 

[marioman1213]

*grabs matches* KILL IT WITH FIRRREEE!!

Next user gets Majora's Mask.

 

[NEXandGBX]

*puts it on a dead tingle, and he grabs misty's ashes and flies away to do evil stuff*

Next user gets Tingle, and no way to kill him.

 

[TinTinfinite]

*hypnotises Tingle*

Next user gets a hypnotised Tingle.

 

[marioman1213]

*makes Tingle go away*

Next user gets Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

 

[Recon-Seven]

*ate the crunch*

Next user gets crying anime girl.

 

[marioman1213]

I don't do well with crying girls.

*passes on the girl to the next user*

 

[TinTinfinite]

*calms down girl and sends her home*

Next user gets a Tingodzilla (Tingle + Godzilla).

 

[marioman1213]

OH GOD
ITS HIDEOUS
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Next user gets

 

[Recon-Seven]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*destroy the "You're not perfect" monster*
Next user gets Tails Doll.

 

[marioman1213]

*tosses it in the trash*

Next user gets

 

[TinTinfinite]

*punches her*

Next user gets an injured Dry Troopa.

 

[marioman1213]

*throws it into lava*

Next user gets

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

I don't want THAT!

Next user gets it.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I don't care about it because I'm like a honey badger.

*hands over to someone*

 

[TinTinfinite]

I don't want that. *sells it to someone*

Next user gets $1,000,000 dollars

 

[NEXandGBX]

*swims in the money*

Next user gets my bones, because I broke them because I can't swim in money.

 

[User4042]

I put them into Bowser Jr.'s fancy cauldron from NSMB
Next user gets Tingle and a Tingle to kill Tingle with

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*kills both Tingles and burys them*

Next user gets five Tingles, two Yoshi's, and a laser.

 

[Boo Diddly]

*Combines the Yoshis and laser and kills the Tingles*

Next user gets 7 Shy Guys, A bomb, and a Dora the Explorer

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*give each Shy Guy a video game and kills Dora with bomb*

Next user gets dead Dora.

 

[Recon-Seven]

*feeds dead Dora to Piranha Plant*

Next user gets Metal Sonic.