Give the next poster an item

I go to a casino and become a billionaire.
Next user gets to become one of my servants.
 
I use the bottle to throw it on someone's face.

Next user gets a water-bomb.
 
*rides it*

Next user gets a helmet that puts their mind under my control.
 
Haha, are you joking? I don't have a mind, I lost it years ago.

Next user gets to know the truth.
 
Wow! I'm the best.

Next user gets this hastily made plaque that will probably fall apart
 
I throw it away.
Next user gets a Cherry Coke.