Give the next poster an item

[Fawfulthegreat64]

i have an umbrella

next user gets a hole in the ground under them

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

thank you! now i can build a pool there!




next user gets a rubber duck.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

stabs repeatedly

next user gets many small pieces of rubber

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*trows them in garbage can*




next user gets a full garbage can.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

dumps it on next user's head

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*avoids*



next user gets a cake which may or may not be a lie.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

i defy reality and eat it regardless

next user gets a mr softener

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*makes it a mr hardener and sends it to the next user*

 

[Driftmaster130]

*destroys*

next user gets a Goomba

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

now i have a pet.



next user gets a bowl of honey nut cheerios.

 

[Driftmaster130]

*eats*

Next user gets a one-month Dish Network trial

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

...?



next user gets a electric catfish.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

*cooks*

Next user gets a cooked catfish.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*shares with the next user*

 

[Fazer]

Meh. *eats it*

Next user gets a football.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*kicks it*



next user gets a soccer ball

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

i use it to KO the next user with a smash attack

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

ouch. dude, why all the violence.



next user gets cheese

 

[Fazer]

Throoows the cheese!

Next user gets a time machine.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

*travels back in time*

Next user gets a tyrannosaurus rex.

 

[Fazer]

Oh no. *stomp*

Next user gets an angry bird.

 

[Lord Bowser]

-chucks at an oddly-colored pig-

Next user gets Mr. Saturn.

 

[Boozooka]

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Next user gets a hamburger.

 

[Driftmaster130]

*eats*

Next user gets a

 

[Boozooka]

*eats*

Next user gets nothing.