Give the next poster an item

[BowserJunior]

I send him on a quest to slay the next user.

 

[Paper Mario]

x98 97

Next person gets a milkshake.

 

[marioman1213]

*slurp*

Next person gets Annoying Orange.

 

[Paper Mario]

I put on earplugs and send him to the next user.

 

[BowserJunior]

I squash him.

Next user gets annoying orange juice.

 

[Paper Mario]

I drink it. How annoying is it in mah belleh?

Next person gets a Mechawful.

 

[BowserJunior]

I reprogram it to serve the Koopa troop.

Next user gets a polterpup.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I vaccuum it with the Poltergust 5000.

Next user gets an army of Metal Mawful Moles.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I send the moles on the quest to defeating Mario.

Next user gets a stick horse, with a real horse head at one end. (Binding of Isaac reference)

 

[Paper Mario]

I give it to someone I don't like.

Next person gets a taco.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I put the taco with Eddy's brother Armenian Secret Hot Sauce and gives to other user.

 

[Paper Mario]

Don't know what that is but I still eat it cause it sounds good.

Next person gets Nak Nak action figures.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I put it in action figures collection.

Next user gets a Broozer.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

YEARGGGGGGGGGG

*Bam bam*

*silence*...



I give an irritated Bob-omb to the next user...

 

[marioman1213]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *BOOM*

Next user gets my remains... *thud*

 

[BowserJunior]

I bury them and get Xanthium incarcerated.

Next user gets pie

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I eat it.


Next user gets a very sticky Amp:

 

[Recon-Seven]

AAAAAAHHHH!!!! *electrocuted*

Next user gets a plush of Francis (chameleon otaku from SPM)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Not him... but I will keep him. Plushes are good.


Next user gets some poisonous plants.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I put the poisonous plant in greenhouse.

Next user gets a Magikoopa's scepter.

 

[Paper Mario]

I enslave millions of Yoshis.

Next person gets waffles

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I eat them.


Next user gets Vitreous from Zelda.

 

[BowserJunior]

Oh, that's Kamek's! Thanks!

Next user gets a speeding ticket.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Oh, that's Kamek's! Thanks!

Next user gets a speeding ticket.

Vitreous is not from Kamek.


I give the ticket to the next user.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I throw the ticket away.

Next user gets a Vibe Scepter.