Give the next poster an item

*blasts Bowser45*

Next user gets

SCROLLING TEXT!!
 
*sells*

Next user gets glowing text.
 
*dodges it*

Next user gets glowing text.....in green.
 
I assume it is radiated, right? *flee in terror*.

Next user gets a bucket of pig lards.
 
Koulza said:
I assume it is radiated, right? *flee in terror*.

Next user gets a bucket of pig lards.
The irony. I just saw a documentary on the Love Canal incident near Niagara Falls in 1978.

I eat it. Then I dream about that insanely scary Sonic hack. I die of seizures. Next user gets my dead body.