Captain Falcon's Entrance

King Boo

"I'm definitely NOT doing this to help you, Pit."
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.

He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.

As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.

Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.


Show me yo moves!
 

PaperStriker

I propose for the location going here.
ghostyoshi67 said:
That pic isn't funny

As for the story... it's... okay...
I wonder why you say that. PLZ read teh second-to-last sentence.
 

ChaosNinji

Shine Sprite
Uhhh, pretty bad. I think the reason that everyone hates your stories, KB, is that they always contain beer, random cursing, and characters acting like complete jerks. Plus, have you ever PLAYED F-zero? Falcon's not the pinicle of manliness in anything. He's just a race car driver. ._.
 

SiFi

Just a flight attendant guy.
Then Chuck Norris beat him up and said "Wannabe..."
 

Guiliant

Shine Sprite

MegaMario9910

I am... The Black Knight
Completey stupid story man... besides, ChaosNinji is right, I don't even get it. Captain Falcon isn't like that.
 

MegaMario9910

I am... The Black Knight
I've written comics that's 200 pages, and I'm still working on it, and it doesn't even have a word of phrase with the word: BEER
 

MegaMario9910

I am... The Black Knight
Sydezkicks said:
Uniju said:
And that pic is going TO BE DELETED! Jk. It sucks. I hope you get OUT of your anime obsession.
PLEASE! Uniju sometimes gets annoying with the Anime stuff. Heck, just something THAT A LOT OF US KNOW! (i e. Pokemon, Yu-Gi-O, etc.)
 

Smiddle

Power Star
Master Lucario said:
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.

He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.

As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.

Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.


...and I'm the fifth archduke of Soviet Walrussia.
 
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Blitzwing

Guest
SiFi said:
Then Chuck Norris beat him up and said "Wannabe..."
And then, ENEMY killed Chuck Norris, establishing himself as the manliest thing to have ever existed.
 
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