Hurt & Heal: Losers (Volume 7, now with nuts!)

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Welcome to volume 7 of the losers Hurt and Heal! Which loser is the best? Will Justin Bieber lose for the fourth game in a row? Will Pyro actually make this next time? Where are my pants? Will I ever stop asking questions? Some of these questions may be answered!

Each item can be either used immediately or held until later. If you're holding an item, you must let someone else use the next item if you get that post. (eg, bop's holding thinner, he gets post 20, he can't use it, if MCS gets post 21 he can use TNT or Hear Piece) If there is a choice between two items pick only one.

And finally, you may not hurt x2/heal x2 in the same post.

10th Post: Paint (Heal x4) OR Thinner (Hurt x4) from Epic Mickey
20th Post: TNT Barrels from Donkey Kong (Hurt x3) OR Heart Piece from Legend of Zelda (Heal x3)
30th Post: Poison Apple from Snow White (Cannot be Healed Until a prince kisses them for 5 Posts)
40th Post: Star (Cannot be Hurt for 5 Posts)
50th Post: Rarity's Whining from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Cannot be Healed OR Hurt for 5 Posts)
60th Post: Poison Mushroom from Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels (Hurt x6)
70th Post: Jigglypuff's Singing (Cannot be Healed for 10 posts) OR Gardevoir's Barrier (Cannot be Hurt for 10 Posts) from Pokemon
80th Post: Golden Mushroom (Heal x7) or Lightning (Hurts all except 1 Character of the person's Choice by x4) from Mario Kart
90th Post: Chump Charity from Mario Party (Heals the Character with the Lowest HP automatically by 2x for 5 turns. Can be slowed down by Hurting, Must be used immediately cannot be held)
100th Post: Mega Ground Pound (Same as Winner's thread. But only down to 5 HP)

Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
Justin Bieber: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 15
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 0
 
Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
Justin Bieber: 13
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 15
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 1
 
Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
Justin Bieber: 11
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 15
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 1
 
I imagine Justin's going out first in pretty much all of these.

I'm sure as hell not going to complain though.

Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
Justin Bieber: 10
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 3
 
Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
Justin Bieber: 8
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 4
 
Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
Justin Bieber: 6
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 5
 
Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
Justin Bieber: 4
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 6
 
Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
Justin Bieber: 2
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 7
 
YES.

Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 15
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 8
 
Lol, he didn't even last ten minutes this time.

Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 15
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 14
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 9
 
I'm shooting for five next time.

Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 15
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 14
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 15

PC: 10
 
Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 15
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 14
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 11
 
Smasher said:
Will Pyro actually make this next time?

i laugh'd

Anyways, interesting list. Let's KO the LPers first.

Also, you should see who wants to recruit to be the next Losers-game maker since Pyro won't.

Birdo: 15
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 13
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 15
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 14
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 12
 
:)

I'm rooting for Birdo, DK, Boxcars, Kanaya, Kraid, Mudkip, Perry, Roxy, and Toadette and possibly Storm. with Kanaya and Mudkip at the top of that list.

also I'm willing to host both the runnerups and losers games.

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 13
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 14
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 13
 
Smasher said:
also I'm willing to host both the runnerups and losers games.

You sure you want to? That seems like a bit of a hassle.

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 11
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 14
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 14
 
yeah, i'm fine with that. the runnerups game isn't very full anyway-I have a whopping 8 contestants. I'll probably hold it off until after winners/losers 8.

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 11
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 12
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 15
 
You see, that is why we should actually play the Hurt and Heals I keep continuously trying to revive. I mean, I still need 10 more contestants for winners 8.

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 11
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 10
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 16
 
it's all about vote to wins now.

seriously those are a lot better than the rest.

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 11
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 8
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 17
 
well I mean, there's like, 22 unfinished hurt and heals now. Over half of those are inactive. If it's going to be all about vote to wins now, I suggest we finish some old hurt and heals so we can maybe lower the unfinished number a bit.

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 11
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 6
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 18
 
honestly, I don't really care about any of those anymore.

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 11
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 4
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 19
 
i'll just ask Yoshidude and Packy to play them

Item on Spice Girls

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 15
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 11
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls: 1
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 20
 
well ok

when removing something, please cross it out from the list instead of removing it and not saying anything.

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 14
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 11
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Spice Girls
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 21
 
sure beans, broski

Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 14
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 9
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 22
 
Birdo: 16
Blainely: 15
Cactuar: 15
Dominic: 14
Donkey Kong: 15
Dr. Zaius: 15
Elder Princess Shroob: 15
Gene Yuss: 15
Gobbler: 15
Hearts Boxcars: 16
Hot Wings: 15
Ivete Sangalo: 15
John Henry Eden: 15
Kanaya Maryam: 16
kNIGHTWING01: 7
Kraid: 19
Mii: 15
Mudkip: 16
NinBuzz: 15
Perry the Platypus: 15
Roahmmythril: 15
Roxy Lalonde: 16
Serenity: 15
SKArmedageddon: 15
Storm the Albatross: 15
Sunnycide: 15
Toadette: 16

PC: 23
 
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