Paper Jorge
who? am? I?
Go to the MarioWiki and click the "Random Page" three times. You will get three random articles. Make a story out of those three random articles. I'm sure this article existed before, but instead of bumping it, I'll just create a new one.
~Pidgit~ was playing Mario Party 5. All was well, until he got into a duel mini-game with Yoshi. The duel mini-game was ~Head Waiter~. Pidgit tried his best, but in the end, Yoshi won and got to keep all of Pidgit's money. Pidgit then got very upset and left to Flipside where he went to eat a ~Heart Pillar~.
The words with ~this~ are the ones I got "Random Page".
~Pidgit~ was playing Mario Party 5. All was well, until he got into a duel mini-game with Yoshi. The duel mini-game was ~Head Waiter~. Pidgit tried his best, but in the end, Yoshi won and got to keep all of Pidgit's money. Pidgit then got very upset and left to Flipside where he went to eat a ~Heart Pillar~.
The words with ~this~ are the ones I got "Random Page".

crashed into a '''Electric Clown Fence'''. Then
used a''' Super Duper Simian Slam''' on
was driving his kart, he got hit by a Smokescreen which makes him blind. He drove off-course, but because he was on Rainbow Road, he fell to somewhere random. Lakitu was on vacation, so he fell to Lavalava Island, directly to the summit of the volcano. Lava Piranha and his Lava Buds greeted him, but